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    • Beautiful Day We’re Having

      Posted at 3:32 am by kayewer, on February 20, 2017

      Doesn’t it figure that on one of the most beautiful days we’ve had since last summer I was indoors, and on the worst weather days I’ve had to drive in it to go to work?

      The people who drive in bad weather to get to work have it tough, but sometimes I think that driving in good weather is just as tough. Here you are in the beautiful sunshine surrounded by four doors and a loud engine (no matter how quiet they say it is). I guess that is why people ride motorcycles, but to me the ambience is a bit lacking. Try playing classical music with a helmet on your head and bugs squishing on your visor.

      I don’t like opening the car windows because I can’t stand the wind making that familiar “whubbita whubbita” noise that grates on the nerves. And trying to drive slower on any major highway to avoid that racket is like being a horse and buggy competing in the Indianapolis 500.

      So it was sweater weather, but not to the point of needing air conditioning or of turning down the indoor heat.  But for February, why complain?

       

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    • Lovers Lame

      Posted at 3:12 am by kayewer, on February 12, 2017

      Last night I sat sandwiched between rows of like-minded women to see Fifty Shades Darker, the second cinematic attempt to interpret the E.L. James hit erotica book trilogy. I think we in that audience will all agree that the movie reviewers–mostly men–are full of it when it comes to reviewing such a film. They didn’t like it. We seemed to.

      The problem with trying to accomplish a good movie with erotica in it, like trying to accomplish anything erotic, is that we try too damn hard to make it what it’s not.

      Let’s face it: about ninety percent of us do not have the womanly charms of Dakota Johnson or the hunky mannerisms of Jamie Dornan; we’re lucky if we look decent after an hour in the mirror every morning (after much less than the recommended eight hours of sleep), and they have makeup people and wardrobe people and don’t have an hour commute or a cubicle to work in.

      Add to that all the camera angles and the censorship–oh good grief, the censorship–and the crew members hovering overhead and the sets that are lit too hot or cooled down too much, and it’s only romantic when the editing is done. Or in the case of a movie which features BDSM practices toned down for an R rating, it only gets away with not being called pornographic when the editing is done.

      Lovemaking can’t be edited. It just happens. It’s awkward and time-consuming and primal and messy. That’s why many movie scenes cut to the future, long after the bumping and grinding is over and forgotten. The reviewers seem to have a problem with lovemaking that’s a tad more spicy. Maybe they’re jealous.

      Also, the reviewers appeared to think that the chemistry between the characters wasn’t hot enough. Maybe a mushy relationship would not have made a good movie, or maybe if they were too hot for each other, the filming may have been too pornographic. How tough it must be to be a married couple working on a film together; separating the script from reality takes a true performance from both of them.

      The movie is not that bad. It’s not everybody’s idea of a bedroom rendezvous, but it’s what we, as moviegoers in this age, are allowed to have in terms of what the MPAA says. The perfect love movie has yet to be made, but we have enough future Valentine’s Days to work on it. Maybe it will be rated G: after all, love does not require sex, does it?

       

       

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    • Prognosticating

      Posted at 3:59 am by kayewer, on February 5, 2017

      I predict that we will indeed have more weeks of winter. It may be six, or eight, or ten. We will also have spring, and it won’t necessarily fall in March or April. It may come at the end of this month or hold off until May. We will have some rain, some snow (ugh) and cold and hot and some temperatures in between.

      I also predict that every year, folks will trudge to the town of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania on February 2nd for an excuse to stand around in the cold and watch a guy in formal winter gear harass a groundhog.

      Heck, it’s winter. We gotta have something constructive to do.

       

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    • Weekly Retort

      Posted at 4:05 am by kayewer, on January 29, 2017

      I wasn’t really sure how to react to the first week of the Trump presidency.  I could say a few things jokingly or a lot of things scathingly, or the other way around. It looks like people do have a lot to say, and they’re letting off steam all over the place. Women are marching, anti-abortionists (including men) are marching, protestors are. . .okay, they’re not marching so much as fist fighting and yelling, but you get the picture.

      With three years and 51 weeks to go in his stint in the White House, it looks like our new president is trying to cram it all into the first eight days. Slow down, man.

      Sometimes when a new person takes over, they go into hyperdrive and do everything at once. People do that when they get an unexpected monetary bonus or an economy sized bargain at the store. The problem is, all the reward, and the joy of it, runs out rather quickly, and you’re back to square one.

      What comes to mind is one of the Harry Potter movies in which a new person in a position of power started tacking up new rules, regulations and policies on the walls of Hogwarts to the point of the ridiculous. I think she got abducted by some nasty creatures or something.

      The president won’t have to worry about nasty creatures taking him away. We will, however, let him know what we’re thinking. We’d better, whether we voted for him or not. Sometimes it takes a jolt from the joy of the reward to get focused on what matters.

      Yup, three years and 51 weeks.

       

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    • The Make or Break Dollar

      Posted at 3:36 am by kayewer, on January 22, 2017

      If you had a choice between smoking a cigarette or saving a  life, I’m sure most of you would ditch the smoke, but if I mention that the act of saving that life costs one dollar more than you would pay on an annual bill, would you shrug it off and go smoke? One dollar has a varying amount of significance to people, but it can mean a lot more to those who don’t have one than those who do.

      Every year there are great causes which ask for a dollar contribution, fully tax deductible in most cases, but people not only shrug off the request, but they get downright mean about it.  Around the holidays, every charity gets its share, but not everybody eats well, finds a place to live or gets cured and/or disappears until next December when it all comes back again. Sure, I know that a lot of charities ask for ten, twenty or some larger amount, but I want to address the little organizations who work for the public good and ask for just one.

      Sometimes in my job I get mail in which a customer has expressed disgust about a dollar contribution, and it usually comes after the fact.  For example, the bill comes over a month in advance and lays out in detail what each amount charged is for, along with mention of the tax-deductible contribution. All one has to do is look at it and, if they have a question, just call. If a customer has authorized a credit card to be charged automatically for each year’s bill, it’s a sure thing that a month after that notice went out, at least one person will contact us and grouse about that dollar.  They didn’t authorize it (they just threw the bill away without reading it), they don’t know a thing about it (because they threw away the leaflet that came with the bill, which also mentions a web page explaining what the dollar does), and dag gum it, they want their dollar back.

      These are the same people who go to fancy pants restaurants and spend a day’s pay on food and alcohol which will be flushed into the sewers in a matter of hours. Yes folks, that exquisite stuff you just consumed (with poor table manners to boot) will be poo tomorrow. But that dollar you so indignantly coveted could buy several meals, or help dress a child with no clean dry clothes, or prevent a foreclosure, keep a drug abuser clean for one more day, or teach school children about traffic safety.

      Or those folks who complain about the dollar would spend $40 on a case of cigarettes and smoke it away.  I’ve always found smoking a bit strange: one runs from a burning building because the smoke is bad for you, but people who like cigarettes willingly inhale it.

      So, Mr. Disgruntled Tightwad, you take back that dollar. I’d give it to you in person if I could. Smoke it away. Eat or drink it and release it into the void with a wad of toilet paper.

      See you in December.

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    • Space Jerk

      Posted at 2:01 am by kayewer, on January 15, 2017

      I was in one of our small towns this morning and needed to find a parking space. The street has no meters, and the main strip has about two dozen spots into which one can parallel park. The only problem was that the number of spaces was lessened by four; two jerks took up half of two spaces. The only cars that could have squeezed in would be one of those cute little Smart cars.

      That’s why they’re called that: people probably buy them knowing they can override a jerk’s lack of spacial acuity and get into a tight parking space. That’s smart.

      I remember learning how to parallel park in high school during driver training. I don’t know if schools have them anymore; they may have gone out of style with home economics,  physical education and most aspects of the arts programs, but we did learn it. When I went to take the driving test, the street on which I had to prove my parking skills was wider than I expected, which changed my sight lines for backing in, and it had no marked spaces but cones. I got between the cones just fine, but I was too far from the curb to pass.  Not to worry, though, since for my second attempt I had a fresh instructor and a different street (and the fellow who flunked me had also tested and flunked a half dozen of the remedial testers ahead of me and had to bypass us all).

      Of course a lot of driving experience has me parking like a pro, though some people never quite get the knack for it. Still, one should check before leaving a vehicle out of bounds on a street where parking is at a premium but costs are not. Small businesses need all the cars coming in that they can get. This one has a nice bakery, a florist, a deli, a few nice salons and a new restaurant coming in soon. That may make parking even more difficult.

      In my fantasy world of perfection, I would’ve had a dozen weightlifters at my beck and call who could lift and move those two jerks’ vehicles into the proper spots so I could have pulled in. Since that didn’t happen, I parked on a side street and mumbled under my breath a lot about people who don’t have Smart cars and aren’t smart behind the wheel.

       

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    • And They Called the Whine Mariah

      Posted at 1:31 am by kayewer, on January 9, 2017

      I am about to speak in defense of Mariah Carey, which is a bit strange because I know little about her and am not what one would call a fan. Her experience at the “ABC’s Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” broadcast was so widely criticized, that I thought I could throw in my two cents’ worth of opinion as a third-party observer who has no interest either way.

      I didn’t stay up to see it live (I’m getting to that age when balls dropping remind me of my future of declining dexterity and skin tone rather than a new year), but I saw enough repeats of what happened to know that everybody involved was somewhat at fault. Performers, and singers in particular, are commodities whose wants, needs and goals are at war with their contract-wielding, money hungry executives. Putting on a performance such as the NYE event costs bundles of cash, all of which the producers intend to get back from their working capital, namely Mariah. The other party is the audience, and let’s admit that we are a demanding and fickle mob.

      Let’s take a song like “Emotions,” which is one of her hits. From the moment the song hit our virgin ears back in 1991, we knew we always wanted to hear Mariah sing it just that way every time she sings it, and we want her to sing it all the time. This means producers and managers and agents line her up to sing it just that way, and that means if a performance is going to be on a cold stage at the end of December, some setting up has to be done.

      If anybody thinks for one minute that a song recorded in a sterile, acoustically perfect studio can be put on a stage anywhere and sound exactly the same, they need to hire a crew to hoist a rock from on top of them.

      Then of course you need the panoply and effects brought by high-tech sets and back-up dancers and singers, who stand in front of immense high-volume speakers with Mariah and try to make the audience excited and thrilled.

      Now you add to that all the electronics which can suffer quality loss under cold temperatures, and you have a recipe for a musical failure. But we came to see and hear Mariah sing just that way, so they give her an earpiece and mic her up and the show goes on. Except the earpiece wasn’t working.  Tough, they said.  The show must go on, she said.

      The fickle audience had the gall to be surprised.

      Sure I’ve been to concerts. In stadiums it works a bit differently. One time back in the day, the producers of a Billy Joel concert moved my seat and those of about 30 or so people so the console used to control the action onstage could be seated there.  I didn’t mind; it wasn’t my first time at the rodeo. This is how these things are done.

      It’s all hugely coordinated, because it’s popular music and that’s how the bigwigs want it. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that they did urge Mariah to go on in spite of the problems, because Dick Clark was not there to give the artist what was needed. Dick Clark knew performers and he would not have stood for that.

      Well, that’s not what I normally watch anyway. A bunch of choreographed song and dance pop is not my thing so much anymore. Give me a Broadway show any day. Give me true singing artists like Hugh Panaro and Hugh Jackman (who were both performing on the same block sometime back); men of talent whose voices can tickle the hairs on the backs of the necks of the last guy in the nosebleed seats (and now somebody will grumble that the performers have mics and I’ll challenge them to see if that little dingly thing glued to their foreheads can work outdoors).  Give me Placido Domingo or Marcello Giordani at the Met; now that’s singing.

      In our forebears’ days, Frank Sinatra had the stage by himself with a stool, a mic stand and a glass of water. I’d like to see Mariah Carey do that, and even though I’m not a fan, I’d pay for a seat.

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    • The Year in the Mirror

      Posted at 3:06 am by kayewer, on January 1, 2017

      I did a few interesting things this past year, experienced some pain and some joy, and changed some of my philosophies on life. Judging by the upcoming year of 2017, many of us may change plenty of our philosophies on many things, but the results will have to come in their own time. As for the year we just survived. . . .

      I learned a silly piece of helpful information: if you are in a rental car or are driving a car for somebody else for any reason, and you need to fill the tank but are not sure where the gas cap is, look for the little graphic of a gas pump on your fuel indicator, where an arrow will indicate the side on which you should pull into the service station.

      If a game on Facebook is slow to load, scroll up and down the screen two or three times. I think it’s more of a time-waster than an actual fix, but progress seems to take less time when I do that.

      When Prince died this past April, the news flashed all over the monitors in the office, but my desk is in an area where no screens are visible (not to me nor to the office manager, strangely enough), and I was plugging away at a project which needed close attention to detail. I didn’t find out until I got home. The tears didn’t come until the next morning, when I bawled to every song on the 1999 album all the way to work. In the days and weeks that followed, I reconnected with old fan friends, and a friend who had never seen Purple Rain got to enjoy it with me. The sad truth about losing Prince is that his musical genius didn’t help him when it came to his health. He damaged his body for his fans by jumping off onstage props and becoming dependent on pain medication which nobody monitored properly for him. If ever there was a cause for stopping our pill solution-based medical ideas, this is it.

      Bullying and terrorism look like one and the same to me. When you break down the details of what they both do, they are crimes and should be dealt with harshly. When I read recently about Brandy Vela, a teenager who was bullied into shooting herself while her parents watched, the thought came to me that, had I been a teen in 2016, I probably would have been dead before 2013. Fortunately I forgave everybody who tormented me ages ago. It also occurred to me that the bully or bullies in this case may also be troubled teens capable of suicide.  They hid their identities to cyber-terrorize Brandy so they could not be traced.  A person who hides such rancor needs an understanding ear and serious professional help. Another case in which a story has two sides. I grieve for Brandy and her family.

      Went into a store to look into what was new for my cell phone service.  The guy couldn’t help me because he had limited access to account information. He told me to call customer service for help.  I did that in 2015, and they didn’t want to sell me anything.  I felt as if I was in an opposite skit from “You Can’t Do That on Television.”

      The manufacturer of panties labeled “briefs” should have a standardized guideline for what height constitutes a proper brief.  I bought two packages from two different companies, and one set was two inches too low and should have been labeled bikinis.

      I have vowed that, if I get the stomach virus again, I won’t leave the house until it is completely over. Last March, for the first time in 26 years (yes, I remember it that well), I caught the stomach virus that was going around, but was over the contagious portion when I went to New York to see the Met’s production of Manon Lescaut. Knowing the Puccini opera was a downer, I should have opted out, but I wound up feeling red-eyed and weepy at the young protagonist’s death in a desolate wasteland. Then I suffered the virus’ climactic crescendo of severe bloat, which popped up unexpectedly while I was trying to get a cab. Not one of my favorite moments. I think the cab driver stopped because he saw my general face of fright and thought I was desperate. I was, but not for the ride so much as a way to deflate my poor suffering gut.

      The progress I’ve made on my writing has given me a lift.  I blog and do side projects like synopses for IMDB.com to keep my creativity going.  One of my previous movie synopses got a padding out from another fan. That’s a good thing; the movie gets some more information added to its database, and somebody read my stuff. Doubly cool.

      So much for thinking back. The best things in life truly are free all the time, and I couldn’t survive the many chapters in this past year of life without the support of family, friends, co-workers and readers who may not even know me personally but take a second to read anyway.

      Bless you all. Here is the hope of a good 2017.

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    • Finding Peace

      Posted at 2:40 am by kayewer, on December 25, 2016

      The year has not been a good one. In fact, there is not one person I know who has not been touched by a crisis of some sort in 2016. I thought, as many of us did, that 2015 would come to an end and 2016 would be better, but on the roller coaster of history it looks like we’re still not at the bottom of that horrifying first dive. One has to hit bottom to go up again.

      Or at least we have to crest that first bump.

      We lost great people this year. Not all of them were celebrities (though the unnecessary death of Prince still rankles at number one for me). Victims of bullying were in all the major magazines and newspapers this year. Hundreds of people died in terrorist attacks and natural disasters. No rosters of names appear anywhere. The celebrities get the airtime. Bodies are found and discarded and life goes on. Nobody interviews the bullies to learn the aftermath of what they did to cause their victims to die. Were their lives any better? I’d like to see one done. Just once. Maybe we’d understand terrorists better. How different are the two, really?

      Crime was rampant, and it seemed the number of black people dying in police encounters was reported more than the number of white people dying in police encounters. Maybe as a race white people should hoist signs and protest when anybody is killed by officers, but there seems to be a cultural divide that enables white people to just move on. I can’t figure it out and don’t feel right about trying.  We all matter, though. Don’t we?

      Obesity and nutrition are big topics. Recently the dairy farmers have been encouraging the enforcement of the definition of what milk is, since almond milk does not come from any type of animal, but real milk does. The information out there about what is good for you or might kill you is mind-boggling. Nobody can possibly keep up with all the nutritional news garbage being put into the news.  I can’t even get past what constitutes a healthy breakfast, since everything on the menu has potentially fatal consequences for being eaten. Except water. If the pipes are okay.

      And in less than a month we will have the most controversial new president in office, and people are genuinely afraid for our future.  Nobody seemed this scared when President Obama was sworn in. And in terms of calming the tide of fear when it comes to black versus white culture, that is saying a lot. And it is a positive in a year of negativity.

      So how do we go forward in peace?

      Simple.  We understand that we cannot fix everything, but we can start within ourselves to take a cleansing breath and move forward. Crisis is a part of life every day of every year. Tomorrow is just another period of time in which to make something different.

      Breathe in, and breathe out. One moment of peace is a way to get up that next hill on the roller coaster and ride the rest out.

      Find peace. That is my wish for you this week and always.

       

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    • Sugar is Sweet: And How Are You?

      Posted at 3:38 am by kayewer, on December 18, 2016

      If one were to listen to all the diet and health hype in the media, we would avoid every food on the market and starve to death. I decided that if i could control one thing in my diet, it would probably be sugar. Our bodies know what to do with the natural type, but ever since artificial sweeteners came out, we’ve been stuck in an endless loop of obesity and fad diets that don’t work, and it might well be because diet foods with artificial sweeteners are not helping us.

      I’m in Day Seven of a modified eating program. Sure, I’m going out to holiday parties, but the days of noshing on one of these and one of those at the buffet table are over for me. At least for now. I cut back on grazing, which is hard to do when you work in a contact center where the only thing around other than equipment is food.

      The holidays guarantee a smorgasbord of food. And I’m not touching it.

      For our recent event, I brought in deviled eggs, which went over like gangbusters. They included olive oil, which made them heart healthier. I passed on the diet soda. I turned down the cookies and cakes. I munched on celery.

      I started substituting my usual yogurt with something called skyr (rhymes with leer), a cultured product normally found in Iceland and Scandinavian regions and recently brought to our shores, likely by homesick entrepreneurs from Reykjavik. A cup contains regular sugar, not like the others which can have sucralose or aspartame (think Equal brand). I guess if the artificial stuff is hundreds of times sweeter than regular sugar, I’m better off eating regular sugar; even if I go over what my body needs, it will probably know how better to handle it than try to work out the chemical content of something in a little brightly colored packet.

      This is the time of year for everything sweet, everything in excess and everything to do with enrolling in a gym. I probably should do that latter sometime soon. Meanwhile I’ll see what effect my strong sense of self control does to my waistline. If it doesn’t work, stand back from the candy box.

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