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Susan's Scribblings the Blog
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    • Sep(tic)tember

      Posted at 3:29 pm by kayewer, on September 28, 2024

      I’m an old lady with quite a few bum days behind me, but this past month has to be right up there with the most lengthy and depressing I have ever experienced.

      It started right in with my workload on the first workday of the month, with phones ringing off the hook and all hands on deck to try and work through them. It was bad enough that, if our workers’ kids and pets could answer phone calls, we would have loved to have them onboard. Even though our services are available 24 hours, it seems people have mental blinders on and never call when it’s quieter, like on weekends or during off-peak hours. The holiday, start of school and the end of summer alternative job requirements (like taking your laptop to the shore) all came together for a perfect storm.

      This need for every person on the phones resulted in the email forum becoming backed up with questions, comments and vitriol all morning, so I handled them in the afternoon, putting in extra hours which I would make up by leaving early on Friday. It was a fortunate alternative to overtime pay, since I was ready to crawl into a coffin by noon that day anyway.

      Everybody was getting back into their fall, winter and spring routines, so extracurricular activities, or anything resembling recreation, was put on hold for most parents. I had volunteered to handle some optional after-work tasks, which I can do because I don’t have kids. Those activities are normally fun distractions, but this month brought as few participants than I had ever seen when other folks ran them. I blame it on September; otherwise I would have to believe that nobody likes to attend when I lead.

      The cemetery was quiet–meaning no living folks were present–when I went to visit my parents with flowers on their anniversary. The birds were silent, and the geese were merrily pooping while filling up on more grass to poop out some time later. That entire day went by without contact with another living human being. In fact, there were a lot of days like that in September.

      One of my own personal group meetings brought three people out to join me, for whom I am most grateful. It seems nobody keeps a perpetual calendar notice on their cellphones, so folks forgot. We still had a great discussion, and we nearly closed down the place (their hours are only until 9:00 PM).

      Television was pre-new season, so nothing much was on to provide me with any background noise while I worked. I think I turned it on half a dozen times in the past month. I stopped watching the news because it stirs too much emotion, gave up on “Jeopardy” and “Wheel of Fortune” because they had become less challenging and more of a nuisance. There is a series of music channels available, but the visuals with their trivia and fun facts about the featured artists are distracting while I’m trying to work. My satellite service wants to charge me for delivery to a radio, which I would also need to buy. No thank you.

      Went to the lab to bleed into a tube or four, and the results showed a few high numbers, but the doctor told me I’m fine. Doctor knows best. The sleep study I underwent resulted in a referral (more on that to come, once that happens). I had a chance to jump the line into an earlier appointment, but it’s for the first of October, which will be just as busy as the first of September after the holiday weekend, so I turned that chance down. My job needs me. Or I need my job. Or both.

      Meanwhile, as I look into the possibility of joining a gym, I realize that physical fit farms are way scarier than they’re made out to be. The fit folks rip into the people who are trying to get in shape, which discourages people from getting into shape just so the fit folks can rip into them. The people who use the equipment don’t always treat the devices as they should. People sweat, they don’t put any underwear between their nethers and the surfaces they sit on in just their stretchy workout clothes, because that would not look fashionable. It’s a godforsaken germ paradise waiting for a fresh body to populate upon.

      The other day I needed to explain to somebody how a year works, and they argued with me about it. You see, the individual was, like most cheap-minded people these days, looking to snag a discount just like they got between 2020 and 2023. Who cares if the place goes out of business, as long as one of their last acts was to give you a discount that put a heavier financial burden on the very industry you are actually supposed to be paying money to so they can be reliable when you need them. Anyway, the person was soon to attain a milestone, which would avail them of a discount. By soon, I mean they were in year nine of a ten-year anniversary. The person, however, was determined to convince me that year nine counts as year ten. I had to explain to an elder–whom I as a Boomer was raised to respect–that a person is not one year old at birth; one must go through 365 days to attain the age of one year, and so they must complete year ten to be eligible for the discount. Of course, the clapback was then, “So, you’re admitting that you are refusing to help me.” Where is Scott Seiss the “Ikea guy,” whose snarky customer service videos are a funny look into what some employees wish they could say? I could use his advice. I don’t know if the person is going to throw a few decades of loyalty down the drain because they can’t wait one year more or not, but I did my best to encourage the person to stick it out because I’m told the perks are worth it. But hey, let me bear the burden of watching you shoot yourself in the foot.

      I guess that’s my problem: I care too much. I show up and suit up and take the absentees and abuse and quiet in stride because that is my lot in life. This month did weigh a bit heavier than usual, just because it was so devoid of positivity.

      Maybe October will be better.

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    • The Painful Post

      Posted at 2:53 pm by kayewer, on March 23, 2024

      Back in the days when I became a tween–which was before the term was even coined–malls sometimes had independent stand-alone retailers in their middles, similar to the visitors’ information booth. One of the most popular, and which has continued to serve customers for decades, is the Piercing Pagoda.

      It is what it says: a place to go for pierced ears. The “pagoda” part was simply a part of the moniker and original logo. Its founders, the Cohen family, owned jewelry stores and decided it might be a convenience to offer ear piercings in a separate retail space, so they planted a pagoda-shaped structure in-between the pedestrian walkways of the Plymouth Meeting Mall in PA in 1972. Now the stores are known as Banter by Piercing Pagoda. They have implanted millions of earrings into people over the years.

      Many of them have exchanged banter while visiting there. More on that later.

      The story I want to tell actually took place inside a mall department store. A piercing station was set up in the jewelry department of the now-defunct Strawbridge & Clothier for a special event, and I was accompanying some of my classmates because one wanted to get her ears pierced there. It seems the piercing was free with purchase, though I’m not sure if our mall had Piercing Pagoda back then.

      The initial journey to one’s first piercing seems similar to the minutes preceding one’s execution by firing squad. A condemned person may seem stalwart until the second comes when reality sets in. The determined individual’s inner strength dissolves from that of devil-may-care to mayday in mere moments.

      Perhaps it’s the approach of the piercing gun, which back then was a commendably large piece of beauty weaponry for such a small task (possibly because it seems to be modeled after carpentry nail guns). Until the seated victim sees the preparations as the assigned technician loads the earring post (and its backing to hold it in place on the other side of the earlobe), the fact that something is about to be rammed at high speed into a body part doesn’t seem at all intimidating. It’s, as they say, a rite of passage.

      As the inevitable approaches, a first-timer will often start rambling, either by praying or repeating comforting mantras. Sometimes they will desperately start asking for somebody to hold their hand, or even squeezing their eyes shut as if that action will subvert all the negativity that is to follow.

      When my classmate started rambling, I moved away to look at the new fashion lines. I saw the piercing gun long before she did, and decided no way was I subjecting myself to such a ritual.

      Sometimes only one person is available to do a piercing, and when you have two earlobes this means two of the same experience. With two people piercing, they can coordinate the firing squad technique to prevent unintentional movement by the subject and potential misfires. With one, the victim must steel themselves for a second dose of anxiety.

      The technique is also similar to that of a firing squad: ready (set the coordinates of where the earring is going to go with a pen dot), aim (place the gun at the correct spot), and fire. It is at this point that the newly pierced person reacts the strongest. Sometimes people complain about the discomfort, or say they felt nothing. Some pass out. Sometimes the onlookers nearly pass out. I was only listening as it was done, and I felt queasy.

      I recently saw a video of a person who got their lower lip pierced, known in the industry as a vertical labret. The subject had multiple other piercings, as well as tattoos, but this particular addition caused her to pass out momentarily. Her friend, who was filming the event, lowered her cell phone camera and did not keep filming while the newly-adorned individual recovered. Some other video compilations feature young tweens whose faces morph from fear to finality as they survive the process. One of my favorites is a girl who cussed “Son of a biscuit eater, that hurt!” And like being before a firing squad, something inside dies as a mirror is brought in and the victim gets a first look at the reddening earlobes freshly impaled with gold, silver or titanium.

      Why am I covering this topic? Because after all these years, I still don’t get the concept. I don’t condemn it, nor do I have anything bad to say about it. In fact, one of my favorite comics has a character named Pierce, who has excessive head hardware in his ears, brows and elsewhere, and he’s hilarious. But I always leave videos about this subject scratching my head. I have no piercings, though I’ve had some encouragement to get at least one from past relationships. Among my jewelry is a pair of simple post earrings I was gifted as a subtle hint, and which will probably end up becoming estate fodder.

      I guess Piercing Pagoda will never get a cent from me. I’m giving myself a reprieve.

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