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Susan's Scribblings the Blog
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    • Cold Duck (Or Goose)

      Posted at 7:43 am by kayewer, on May 3, 2014

      Normally at this time of year, the area around the building where I work is full of geese. In spring, Canada Geese land at their favorite breeding areas, mate, promptly lose their flight feathers and spend the next few months raising their families. By May there are goslings up the wazoo. Some parents have five or more young to look after. It was a privilege to witness the miracle of birth from inside the office, as some nests have been built close to our ground floor windows. Once all the goslings hatch, the mother destroys and abandons the nest, takes the youngsters to the nearest body of water and the fast lessons in how to become geese begins. By September, the youngsters look just like the parents, and soon they take flight, along with their parents with their new flight feathers grown in. The process has gone on that way for years.

      This year I have seen one nest with one egg in it, and the mother abandoned it days later. So far, no baby geese have arrived. It might be the late onset of spring, and there could simply be a slight delay, orchestrated by Mother Nature, to give the wildlife a chance to catch up to what they should have been doing in March or so. Darned snow inconvenienced everybody.

      We often don’t think about wildlife, but creatures who don’t have houses actually had to survive in the horrendous conditions we detested from indoors (with the occasional power outage). It’s amazing they can stay alive, let alone make little versions of themselves. Outside, in the cold, with no accompanying Barry White music.

      Of course, we humans will likely see an uptick in births starting in August and running into next winter. We don’t wait until the call of spring and nature, and we have the Barry White recordings when there is no power outage. We’ll have to wait and see if nature comes through. I know that some folks don’t care about geese. With all those birds comes bird poop, after all. But their place in the animal kingdom does matter, so I hope to see some good signs soon.

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    • Deploy the Decoy

      Posted at 1:54 am by kayewer, on June 2, 2013

      Our office building sits on a naturalized chunk of land with artificial ponds and surrounding woods, so every year we witness the wonders of nature through the life cycle of the Canada goose.  At this point in your reading, if you’ve ever encountered Canada geese in your lifetime, you’re thinking about their poo.  We have the same problem.  Those ever-present green deposits that look like cheap Lincoln Log castoffs are all over not just the lawns, but our pathways and parking lot.  To paraphrase Richard Dreyfuss’ character, Hooper,  in Jaws, all Canada geese do are poop, swim and eat and make little geese.  This is the season for little geese, so we have poo in all sizes, all summer long until at least September.

      At this stage the youngsters are in their tweens: past the point of cute fuzzy little waddlers and at the phase in which they have fat bodies, longer necks and no discernable feathers.  Still they toddle with their parents and eat and poop grass as they move along.  For us office workers who have finally been granted the privilege of wearing summer sandals as part of our seasonal dress code, nothing ruins a pair of good shoes like green goose poo.

      As part of the effort to lessen the dangers of slipping on poo in the parking lot, the building staff, in cooperation with our maintenance personnel, decided to install a coyote decoy, hoping to detour the little guys to points elsewhere on the property.

      I'll hobble, and I'll bobble, and the wind'll blow my a** down.

      I’ll hobble, and I’ll bobble, and the wind’ll blow my a** down.

      Yes, that’s pretty much what it looks like, pinned legless to the lawn by one of the pathways.  Whoever decided that decoys shouldn’t have legs must have been a few decafs short of functional.  It hasn’t worked: in fact, the geese congregate around the thing while continuing to eat and poop.  I found one of these pictured in a catalog for about $60.  For that much money, I want a coyote with legs.  It might also help if it moved menacingly or something. It reminds me of those thin sheet metal versions some public schools have installed in their athletic fields.  They just don’t cut it if they don’t move.  Heck, we’ve sunk to a new low if even the geese can recognize bad garden decorations.

      Some online guides say to use fake dead geese or alligator decoys, or put swans on the property.  Considering we also have foxes about in that area, I would not like to see a critter smackdown of any kind between foxes, geese and/or swans.  If man can’t get them to move on, a swan isn’t going to help.  Besides, they poop, too.

      Anybody know how to diaper a goose?

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