Susan's Scribblings the Blog

A writer from the Philadelphia area shares the week online.
Susan's Scribblings the Blog
  • Who the Heck is Kayewer?
    • Windows 8 My Start Button!

      Posted at 2:21 am by kayewer, on July 7, 2013

      For some adults of a certain age, the personal computer has been a form of technology we have been running neck and neck with, rather than at a pace well ahead of its own improvements.  I started learning about computers when Wang was an office staple and screens were two shades of green: dark green background, and lots of text in luminous light green. I learned some aspects of DOS and WYSIWYG just to program standard office applications. All that training went obsolete months after I learned them, but fortunately not every office I worked in kept up with technology and I was able to use it until the joys of Windows came along.

      With Windows 8, I feel like I’m back in front of that green-screened Wang again.

      The newest operating system is designed to work with regular computers and touch screen devices. However, I don’t use it on a touch screen device, and there is a different experience with using a mouse. Clicking on the screen icons does not produce the thing you want right away: there is always a screen with a symbol meaning you have accessed a program, followed by your main screen for that program. Like opening a screen door before the interior door, it’s superfluous. To get the system up and running I had to endure set-up, configuration, identity features up the yoo-hoo, and I still can’t figure out how to set up my photos to present a slide show on the main screen. I did manage to load a picture from the Internet twice by mistake, and that produced a two-photo slide show on a screen tile that I looked at for about two months.  I hope nobody else noticed: it makes me look like I only have two photos, and neither of them are of me.

      Those of us who like Windows have been deprived in the past of several iconic features.  I mourned the demise of “Clippy,” the cute paper clip character in Word applications who sat contentedly in the corner of my screen and performed for me when I saved a document or printed something. Now we have lost the “Start” button, a corner feature that will help even the most casual computer navigator find anything.  Since I’ve had Windows 8, the only things I’ve found easily are games.  I am now a certified “Tap Tiles” addict, and am fluent in five types of solitaire.

      Fortunately a version 8.1 is coming out soon with a reintroduced “Start” button.  Maybe it will come in green.

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    • Take the Keys

      Posted at 1:59 am by kayewer, on June 30, 2013

      I just read a series of comments, started by a reader of the Camden (NJ) Courier-Post, about store key tags; those little keyring accessories with bar codes and personal identification or member number data on them,  entitling you to special shopper discounts at your favorite stores.  The first reader to comment via the paper’s open forum column was concerned about the potential invasion of privacy. Two readers chimed in to add their comments about the subject and seemed okay with the idea of using them.

      Stores seem to gather information about how often you shop with them and what you buy. In turn, that translates into supply and demand data (what products are languishing or going out of stock on the shelves), what sizes of products sell, if promotions or store/manufacturer coupons work during a particular event or time frame, and other such bits of information vital to the operation of a business. Today, one of those discount tags (or cards, if you prefer those) can open doors for you anywhere in the country.  It was not like that not to long ago.

      Years ago I was in Tennessee and tried to use the charge card for my local department store at a chain which was supposedly able to accept my card because they have the same parent company.  My card even said on the back “Use this card at. . . .” Unfortunately the poor sales clerk had to call a manager to figure out how to do it, so it took me twenty minutes to accomplish.  The charge did go through, and it didn’t show up on my bill for three months. Maybe the folks at the parent company didn’t think I would take them up on it.

      On the other hand, I was in Pathmark store awhile back, and I had the nicest cashier who smiled and graciously accepted my Super Fresh discount key tag (they have the same parent company as well).  But two weeks ago, I was at the same store, and my flat-voiced checker not only grumbled about my presenting the key tag, she threw my purchases into plastic bags after I had asked for combo (paper in plastic) and wanted me to hand back two extra paper bags I was prepared to take with me.  I politely explained that I intended to put the paper bags into the extra plastic bags when I got home, and did not give them back. I also have not gone back to Pathmark. 

      I shop at Target (or, if you prefer, “Tar-zhay”) with a friend, and every time she buys two particular products and swipes her well-worn credit card to pay for them, the register spits out coupons for more of that product on her next visit.  They know she uses it, and the supplier wants her to keep buying it, and Target wants her to keep buying it in their store.  On the other hand, I go to the same supermarket every week to get the groceries, and I pay cash.  Though I am not a sporting person, I get the same coupon for Sports Authority every week.  It goes in the shredder.  Hey, no system is perfect.

      My problem with those key thingies is that not every merchant places the hole for insertion of my key ring  in the center of the little strip of  laminated cardboard. One has the hole in the upper left corner, and another is just the size of a guitar pick, so my OCD gets a workout because I have a stack of those tags on my key ring and they never line up neatly. Like the marcher in the parade who is one half step out of line, my key ring is in chaos. The designers also carefully arranged the barcode so I can’t re-punch a hole in the middle to restore order.

      In the good old days of our parents or grandparents, charge accounts were done with metal key fobs.  At least they wouldn’t soil or erode as easily as laminate, though they would weigh heavily in a pocket or purse.  These little shopping aides seem to be a woman’s domain.  We are the ones who hit the malls, after all.  It’s just as well, as a man wouldn’t tolerate the extra bulge on the keychain or the resulting ridges in his buttocks.  I hear there is an app for smart phones on which you can record your key tags and flash them at the store instead of using the stack of stuff, but I don’t own a smart phone.  Mine is not low on IQ, but I keep getting coupons for Sports Authority instead of the iPhone (R) store. So much for invading privacy: they haven’t a clue about me, even with my keyring full of barcodes.

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    • Sticks and Stones and Paula Deen

      Posted at 2:22 am by kayewer, on June 23, 2013

      The publicity machine is worse than the schoolyard, in that it stretches the truth, amplifies lies and destroys the people they deify at will.  Paula Deen, a major star personality on the Food Network, was called to task in a lawsuit brought on by a party claiming a discriminatory environment while in her employ.  The details are still coming out, but in the furor over the perceptions of black/white relationships, Deen has been told by the network that her contract will not be renewed when it expires at the end of the month.  Fans are outraged.  Opponents are probably cheering.  I’m a bit flustered by the whole thing.

      In my lifetime I have been called the “R” word (retarded), the “B’ word (bitch), the “D” word (dumb), along with enough negative adjectives, verbs and nouns that, had they happened today, I might not be here to tell you these things, having taken my life to avoid the pain of their collective sting. Fortunately I am still here, and I’m telling you that any words used out of fear–as simple as the tone of your voice when referring to somebody not like you (at least in your own mind)–have immense power.  However, that power must be diluted by dissection, redirection and common sense.

      During Deen’s deposition, she was asked if she had ever used the dreaded “N” word.  Never have six uniquely arranged letters in the English alphabet caused more dissention than this one, whether you consider it a corruption of the term “negro” or a specifically concocted term meant to demean those of dark skin, or something else.  The “N” word is the real-life Lord Voldemort of our language: that which must not be named.  Just in identifying it as the “N” word, we think it in its entirety and, supposedly, condemn ourselves to being racist for knowing it exists.  Frankly, if we were all doomed to hell for thinking things, Satan would have had a serious overcrowding problem centuries ago.

      Anyway, Paula Deen replied to that “N” word question that she had probably said it when she was a crime victim some time ago, and the perpetrator was such that the term seemed to fit at the time. If she had called him by some other negative term not related to a negative racial connotation, would anybody have believed that?

      In the history of the United States, there are instances in which we have written about kicking out people for damning us (look up the Man Without a Country). We harbor people who say many awful things but do nothing, or people who say nothing and do plenty.  As a supporter of the rights of bullying victims, I find that race relations are just another aspect of the same problem.  I feel bad for the majority of any race who have to put up with the rotten apples which we tend to think come from the same basket.  I also pity people who are put off by what they don’t understand and get anxious and start using bizarre language to cover up for it. If any of us can say we have never done that, I’d like to get to know them.  Come on, people, some folks get adamant about the concept of eating leftovers, so I can imagine what simple things about real people inflame the emotions.

      Overall, does any of this mean that Paula Deen should be fired?  No.  I’m sure that every living person working at Food Network has sinned, is sinning or will sin in the future, and it’s hypocritical to say that getting rid of one celebrity as an example will keep the channel spotless of any perceived reputation.  Why would I want to watch a channel run by executives who can’t deal with a problem except to expel it?  There are better answers, and it would take more than the length of a blog to explain them, but I think the network and Paula Deen can dilute the tension in another way, but if they take her off the air, they will both earn more scorn and distrust than the use of one word.

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    • Another Saturday Night

      Posted at 2:29 am by kayewer, on June 16, 2013

      I remember a song by Cat Stevens called “Another Saturday Night”  which matches my mood today.  It’s tough to have a Saturday evening with nothing on the docket. Television programming is deliberately designed to get people to escape its boredom by going outside.  The problem is the cicadas are out and making a racket, the mosquitoes are a cloud of devastation after the deluge of thunderstorms this past week brought them out, and it’s either too cool or hot to be outdoors.

      Go inside, you suggest?  Movies now cost an hour’s pay.  The video store didn’t deliver my DVD today, and the one I ordered was a second choice because what I wanted is “in high demand.” I tried food market shopping because I heard one can pick up members of the opposite sex that way, but the only shoppers there were married with kids, old and way past kids, or the kids themselves.

      Church?  I’d like to say there are great people there, but maybe they take the day off when I go. I’ve found that one has to be a long-term member to have a good time, so I imagine that everybody there has been meeting for centuries without any new people coming in.  That’s a shame.

      So tonight will be a DVD from the personal library night, or an on demand piece from cable. Maybe Cat Stevens will show up.

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    • One For the Other Guys

      Posted at 2:38 am by kayewer, on June 9, 2013

      This week I am going to say some nice things about Amy’s Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona. I don’t like overzealous bad press, and on occasion I feel like going to bat for folks when they’re being kicked while down.

      Who? Why? I will explain. First, I want to qualify that I have not eaten there and, as a matter of fact, have not been to Arizona.  But this is a case one doesn’t have to experience to understand. Take two people trying to run a business, and sometimes one little negative thing can snowball into something out of control.  In this case, the owners have become target practice for every critical eye within an arrow’s distance of Scottsdale and beyond.  How it started doesn’t matter, but how it might end if this downward trend continues might be considered inhumane. Since an online reviewer allegedly wrote a bad article about this restaurant and the owners fought back, too many people have jumped on the bandwagon of bashing, and after seriously considering the evidence in this case, I figured Amy Bouzaglo and her husband Samy have been through enough public torture, and they should receive some praise from somebody.

      To recap for those unfamiliar with what happened: this couple opened a restaurant and turned to the Fox reality show “Kitchen Nightmares” for help getting a positive makeover to generate better business.  Chef Gordon Ramsay, the host and makeover master of the show and a man I respect (I watch most anything he does, even though I don’t cook myself), experienced only the second restaurant in the series’ history he could not help, but before he could really get to the makeover portion of the program, things went very sour very quickly because emotions got in the way.  I hope you will read my comments before going online or to on demand sources to watch the show in which they appeared (it’s the season finale), because for all the bad you might see during this episode, good things did happen on the show, and I want to list them here.

      First, Amy Bouzaglo is apparently a great chef when it comes to pastries and desserts.  Her display case was a delightful array of yummy confections she made herself, and Chef Ramsay enjoyed his dessert and praised it lavishly.

      The walk-in freezer and food storage areas were the cleanest the show and crew have ever seen.  Chef Ramsay was totally blown away as he looked over food properly stored, labeled and dated.  Considering the many occasions on the program in which he was closer to puking than praising, this was an event rarely seen when reality shows go out of their way to find the bad in everything.

      The kitchen was run efficiently, with no dirty pans sitting around, pristine floors and attention to detail all around. The Bouzaglos put a hefty sum (allegedly a million dollars) into the place, so it’s up to date, clean and kept clean.

      Unfortunately, reality shows tend to focus on what is wrong, so the good things on the program required waiting for a surprising chain of events which happened a day before Ramsay arrived, and only lasted about ten minutes.  I won’t go into detail about what followed, because I don’t want to be judgmental.  Whether some people are more sensitive to events happening around them, or whether the right way to fix a problem is to let a reality television crew into their lives, is not my call.  However, now an average person would think that Amy and Samy were minions of some evil being based on the way they have been treated by the online media.  I understand what Amy means by “online bullies,” and I don’t like to see some of the ugly things that appear on the world’s computers, especially when they don’t offer helpful advice or positive feedback when a problem exists.

      I would like to see Amy turn her restaurant into a classy desert oasis and maybe forget the other food (for now). And if I could inject one piece of constructive criticism, maybe it would be beneficial to find a qualified counselor to help this couple cope with the slings and arrows that life has flung at them. Now that this is June, maybe the fifteen minutes of infamy have almost run their course anyway.

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    • Deploy the Decoy

      Posted at 1:54 am by kayewer, on June 2, 2013

      Our office building sits on a naturalized chunk of land with artificial ponds and surrounding woods, so every year we witness the wonders of nature through the life cycle of the Canada goose.  At this point in your reading, if you’ve ever encountered Canada geese in your lifetime, you’re thinking about their poo.  We have the same problem.  Those ever-present green deposits that look like cheap Lincoln Log castoffs are all over not just the lawns, but our pathways and parking lot.  To paraphrase Richard Dreyfuss’ character, Hooper,  in Jaws, all Canada geese do are poop, swim and eat and make little geese.  This is the season for little geese, so we have poo in all sizes, all summer long until at least September.

      At this stage the youngsters are in their tweens: past the point of cute fuzzy little waddlers and at the phase in which they have fat bodies, longer necks and no discernable feathers.  Still they toddle with their parents and eat and poop grass as they move along.  For us office workers who have finally been granted the privilege of wearing summer sandals as part of our seasonal dress code, nothing ruins a pair of good shoes like green goose poo.

      As part of the effort to lessen the dangers of slipping on poo in the parking lot, the building staff, in cooperation with our maintenance personnel, decided to install a coyote decoy, hoping to detour the little guys to points elsewhere on the property.

      I'll hobble, and I'll bobble, and the wind'll blow my a** down.

      I’ll hobble, and I’ll bobble, and the wind’ll blow my a** down.

      Yes, that’s pretty much what it looks like, pinned legless to the lawn by one of the pathways.  Whoever decided that decoys shouldn’t have legs must have been a few decafs short of functional.  It hasn’t worked: in fact, the geese congregate around the thing while continuing to eat and poop.  I found one of these pictured in a catalog for about $60.  For that much money, I want a coyote with legs.  It might also help if it moved menacingly or something. It reminds me of those thin sheet metal versions some public schools have installed in their athletic fields.  They just don’t cut it if they don’t move.  Heck, we’ve sunk to a new low if even the geese can recognize bad garden decorations.

      Some online guides say to use fake dead geese or alligator decoys, or put swans on the property.  Considering we also have foxes about in that area, I would not like to see a critter smackdown of any kind between foxes, geese and/or swans.  If man can’t get them to move on, a swan isn’t going to help.  Besides, they poop, too.

      Anybody know how to diaper a goose?

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    • That New Car Smell

      Posted at 2:09 am by kayewer, on May 26, 2013

      A friend just got a new car. A NEW new car, not just a car that is new to her. The last vehicle she owned was a late model Chevy Cavalier with an engine that just did quit. So she went car shopping and came up with a fresh model Toyota. She was thrilled to have a car that smelled new, rather than a used (or what the industry calls “pre-owned”) one that needed a few doses of heavy duty concentrated scent in a can to make it inoffensive to the nose.

      I got a new car awhile ago, so it was fun to watch her in the thralls of newbie-itis. She popped the trunk for the first time, used the passenger side power window for the first time (I did that, to her amazement), and made her first in-dash phone call to me. I was honored. Like I did before her, she had her first car with a power remote lock, though she beat me to getting a car with a CD player by years.

      She showed me the instrument panel, the details in the trim (what the industry now calls “appointments”) and how quiet the drive is. We parked at the mall out in no-man’s land to prolong the wait for that inevitable first ding. I did that, too, for seven months: I parked at the edge of the lot and walked for a full extra minute to get to work, but it did nothing for my waistline.

      The trunk was devoid of any clutter, which I know lasts until the first bad weather or big shopping trip comes along. Bad weather brings out a collection of about a dozen umbrellas, none of which gets used because they are in the trunk where nobody can reach them without getting out of the car and getting wet in the process of retrieving them. In the winter there will be a scraper and brush which won’t be accessible at the first snow because the trunk will be iced shut. In the front of the car, the cup holders will be laced with coffee stains soon, and the floor mats will contain outdoor debris and, in my case, lots of shedding hair. The seats of most woven fabric interior cars tend to pull on hair, and I lose a few every week in my vehicle (I’m blond, so they show), so I know that my friends have seats and floors with hair in them as well. Those with dogs end up with dog hair, too.

      My friend is still getting comfortable with the mechanics and logistics of the new car. Figuring out how far to pull forward in a parking spot is a challenge for a few days, as is backing up. The car did not come with bells and whistles like a back-up camera. A co-worker has one of those, and he smiles everytime he backs up his car. I just use the rear view mirror and go very slowly.

      My car isn’t old by any means, but new cars bring out that feeling of nostalgia about the jalopies we used to drive and the next one we plan to get. But not until the engine quits, at least for now.

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    • Drive Time Blues

      Posted at 1:50 am by kayewer, on May 26, 2013

      Those of us who drive long distances to get to work every day probably know the feeling I’ve been having lately: sheer boredom.  After years of taking the same freeway, I know every mile marker (visible and missing but estimated), building and tree and have even begun naming the local wildlife.  It’s the hit of the morning to spot a deer or turkey vulture going about its life in the natural world just beyond the black top.

      I’ve watched trash sit in the same spot and degrade in the sun and snow over a period of months.  I’ve witnessed some amazing feats of driving idiocy and survived to tell about it.  I’ve sat in two-hour traffic tie-ups and left trucks in my dust.  Been there, will keep doing that until I retire.

      The car came with Sirius/XM(R) satellite radio, and I’ve grown fond of listening to my favorite stations.  The one I enjoy most is Met Opera Radio, with its live broadcasts and archived performances that manage to make the drive seem more like a virtual visit to the opera house.  There is a problem, though: the productions run on a schedule so well fixed in place that, when they repeat a performance, I find myself hearing the same scenes every time I’m in the car at rush hour.  I’m certain I have heard the final act of Der Rosenkavalier at least five times in the two years I’ve had the subscription. The other acts run while I’m in the office.  Well, half a performance is better than no performance at all, I suppose.

      For a change, I’ll move the dial to the Broadway channel and listen to some good show tunes.  Host Seth Rudetsky has gotten me through a few lengthy homebound traffic tie-ups.  Once in a while I turn on Sinatra, but one of his slow tunes can get too relaxing.  All those networks are within a few clicks of each other, ensuring my safety at the wheel as I won’t scroll through eighty channels or more at full speed on the highway.  When there’s a lull in the offerings, or Rosenkavalier is on again, desperation sets in.

      For a change, I bought an audio CD to listen to in my car.  I chose Dr. Phil’s newest self-help book Life Code: The New Rules for Winning in the Real World. It was a great way to do something constructive while tooling down the road and trying to come up with something to replace the drone of the road in my ears.  I’ve listened to it twice through, and I now feel ready to recognize a BAITER (a term for the manipulative people in your life) at twenty paces and keep my well-being in check in the process. In fact, in a moment of pure scientific genius while listening to Dr. Phil behind the wheel, I realized that Emperor Palpatine, the evil overlord in Star Wars, is a textbook BAITER.  I could write a paper on it, but I’m sure somebody with a stronger Jedi mindset and the blessing of a degree in psychology has already done so.

      The point is, this all keeps me awake while I waste hours of my life burning fossil fuel in a metallic wheeled box. I feel the need to keep my mind’s gears turning as fast as those under me.

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    • Day Off Daze

      Posted at 2:32 am by kayewer, on May 19, 2013

      I’m finishing up a vacation week, so I’ll be back next week with a longer post. The forecast is calling for rain most of the week, so I guess my going back to work is making the skies weep for me. It’s going to be busy, so there will be plenty to write about (above and beyond what I already have on my list).

      Stay dry.

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    • Oh Mother

      Posted at 2:12 am by kayewer, on May 12, 2013

      In Job 11, spoken at many funerals, it is said that man (that is, we in general), is born of a woman. That is the undisputed part of it all: we all start with a mother. A man comes into the picture and kickstarts the process of creating what, in nine months, becomes a new life, but women fertilize, carry, deliver and leave that indelible mark of her being in her progeny.

      Every May we stop to think about the woman who brought us into this world, sometimes lovingly, sometimes fleetingly. Job also goes on to say we live a short miserable life. Sure, life is hard, and we all grow up to take our bitter daily pills as, with any luck, we leave the familial nest and set off to make something out of living for ourselves. Our mothers bear us, both in the delivery room and in raising us, or not (some depart the task on purpose or by accident or somebody else’s design, and there are a million other reasons inbetween), but they are a part of us and who we are and become, and how we die.

      For those of us who love and have loved and continue to love our mothers, in life or after their passing, let’s take a moment to thank them. They have earned our love and respect.

      For those who have issues with their mothers for any reason, just remember that just as you make the choice to have the issue, you also can make the choice to change yourself. Mothers and fathers are yesterday’s children, years older but still scarred with the mistakes of their own youth, the evils thrust upon them in their upbringing (whether neglect or too much privilege: think about criminals who claim an abusive past or ridiculously stuck-up rich snobs who don’t know the value of ten cents, and you’ll get the picture) and the methods by which they molded or failed to mold their own lives, bringing their own children into the world to inflict the next generation with the same flaws, or not.

      We all go through that cathartic moment when we realize that adults are flawed. When we come to holidays like Mother’s Day, all those past foibles come to mind and threaten to hurt us. The best of us remember that we have every second of our lives to live past our and our parents’ faults, as well as to amplify and improve the best qualities brought to us because we have grown up. So remember your mother, whether you really know her or not, and bless her, for every moment of your life, part of you is her, for better or for worse. Don’t be that miserable that Job 11 sounds like your biography.

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