Susan's Scribblings the Blog

A writer from the Philadelphia area shares the week online.
Susan's Scribblings the Blog
  • Who the Heck is Kayewer?
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    • Know News

      Posted at 2:53 am by kayewer, on March 25, 2018

       

      I like all three network newscasts, but I can’t stand them when it snows and they spend endless hours of airtime telling me that it’s snowing outside. News networks such as CNN broadcast 24 hours of news, but if I’m going to stay home I prefer being a willing captive catching up with “Let’s Make a Deal” and Dr. Phil than hours of snow broadcast drudgery.

      The unfortunate staff are forced into knee-deep snow drifts with yardsticks to measure the accumulation, parked in front of convenience stores to discuss bread and milk runs with over-bundled brave shoppers, and sent on endless treks in specially equipped weather outfitted vehicles to show viewers at home what they are missing by not driving themselves anywhere.

      The first big storm broadcast that really drew viewership, however, was for a hurricane, when Al Roker bravely broadcast a segment on Hurricane Wilma while a staffer tried to secure him against being blown away.

      Usually we know it’s snowing just by looking at the white stuff covering our lawns and sidewalks, so spending hours of airtime and taking away regular programming won’t really change it. An hourly update might do the job. Also, if the average person is told it is risky to sojourn into this weather, newscasters should be accorded the same consideration. Stay inside and stay safe, and let us catch up on Dr. Phil.

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    • York Peppered in Patty’s

      Posted at 12:23 am by kayewer, on March 19, 2018

      I was in New York City yesterday; not for St. Patrick’s Day, but to see an opera (it was the best scheduled performance I could get at the Metropolitan Opera, so I gave up my scheduled subscription seat at the Walnut Street Theater and took a performance there on another day just for this privilege). St. Patty’s Day is as big an event in NYC as in Chicago or Philadelphia, with the added big attraction being it is a city that never sleeps and, therefore, can handle huge hordes of revelers at all hours, even after March 17 became March 18. My intention was to be out of there well before that.

      The city was in a strange condition when I arrived on the early bus (the only one I could get), as Broadway was almost a ghost town with everybody crowding to Fifth Avenue for the festivities. It did give me an opportunity to go places which would otherwise be crowded. The main qualifier for emptiness was that none of them served alcohol.

      Imagine walking into a Starbucks with no line. Parts of Broadway were undergoing one of many cosmetic changes which occur with the city reinvents itself from its most famous block outward: stores had relocated, while others shut down over the past few months since I was there last. The parade participants dwindled as I walked toward Lincoln Center. Still the walking itself was wonderful, and I figured I did quite a few miles (forgot to strap on my pedometer at 6:00 in the morning, but my guess is about five to six miles overall).

      Took a detour downstairs in the Shops at Columbus Circle to visit the Whole Foods market. The place is extraordinary compared to the one I visit in the progressive yet somewhat Luddite world of southern New Jersey. A huge fish called an Opa was on display on a table. The minute I pulled out my cell phone camera, a crowd followed along, snapping shots of the poor thing as it lay in state waiting for somebody to come to the seafood department and ask for it to feed a huge horde.

      Once past the dwindling bunches of folks clad in green for the parade or baccanal, I headed into Lincoln Center to find that people removing their coats still wore green for the day, as did I. The performance was short (one act) but not without some–and the only negative–drama from my spot in the audience. A woman seated behind me, whom I assume is a subscription diva and possibly well-known as one with an attitude, poked the woman seated next to me as the house darkened, stating she could not see without some shrinkage in front of her, to which my seat partner curtly replied no without any further repercussions. At the conclusion came the real drama, when a dark shaft appeared within my eyesight to my right: it was the same diva, poking her walking cane over my shoulder to jab the woman seated in front of me who had stood to join an ovation for a performer at curtain call, with the same lament that she could not see. Perhaps she should’ve considered a small periscope.

      So strangely enough, the best people in New York that day were the St. Patty’s Day celebrants, and the only problem person I encountered was inside a respectable establishment on the outskirts of the party and merriment part of town.

       

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    • In-YouTube-Ate

      Posted at 3:25 am by kayewer, on March 11, 2018

      If online videos were available 60 years ago, We might have learned a lot more a lot sooner, but we would have been too preoccupied watching and learning than actually doing anything. Sure I enjoy cat videos and the latest memes, and sometimes I just play an old favorite because I’ve worked hard all day and it’s a reward that doesn’t pack on pounds. It could give me cataracts a lot sooner, though.

      During a training class at work, the instructor had YouTube up as a default screen between classes, and I discovered this great video of a music machine which uses some electronics but relies on music made by 2,000 marbles.

      Imagine the thought and genius that went into this contraption. I enjoyed watching the shots of the marbles and the various instrument levers, but not so much the lanky-haired fellow running it by hand cranking the drive wheel.

      Oh yeah, and the training class was great, too.

      The other video I saw which was interesting was of a food called tama konnyaku, a Japanese jelly and potato-based dish which, when cooked, expels a noise similar to throngs of screaming people if you press on them:

      So I’ve provided you with two distractions which are equal parts enjoyable and a bit creepy. But don’t forget to also do something constructive with your time today, especially since it’s Daylight Saving and you’ll lose an hour of sleep tomorrow.

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    • Don’t Box the Block

      Posted at 2:38 am by kayewer, on March 4, 2018

      The third “For Sale” sign went up in a house next to mine the other day. Suddenly the block is going to change, and people I have known for a long time are disappearing. I have lived on the same street for over 50 years (give or take a few short stints away), and I have seen it happen, but it seems to be happening faster now.

      Of course I am not the longest-lived resident of the block, but only when you see advance notice of more change do you get a chance to think about it in depth from all the time you have spent there. There were people who were kind, and those who kept to themselves. Some never felt welcome and didn’t help us feel like we belonged, while others strove to keep life on a pleasant border between wonderfully outgoing and peacefully civil. When I first arrived with my parents, people stayed in one place a long time, but now frequent moves are not considered unusual, so a few new people have only stayed a short while.

      I saw the youth of my generation–both younger and older than me– make their way through life on the block, and they have moved away. The elderly have died, and the middle-aged or young upstarts have sought different environments, either upscale or downsized. There have been some financial hardships and difficult divorces along the way, all with their own causes and consequences. Moving is usually one of the consequences.

      So now I wonder what the future of the block will be. Who will fill in the gaps by moving in and finding their place in the whole? I will wait and see who paints or fences or landscapes, and who smiles en route to their car in the morning or slips out to pull third shift duty under the cover of the moon when nobody is around to see them. Will there be new children, or adults of an age to whom we all can relate?

      When the sale signs come down and the moving vans pull away, it will all begin again with new people mingling with the old, not only in age but in dynamics, emotions and ideas. It will be like a mystery prize behind a curtain, and I’m holding my breath for it to be revealed.

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    • What To Say

      Posted at 4:09 am by kayewer, on February 25, 2018

      So many people are exercising their free speech about the deadly school shooting in Florida, that I have decided to not chime in and just listen. It’s very educational to hear what people have to say about what was or was not done, and how to prevent such a tragedy from happening again.

      The problem is, they keep going over the same things over and over, and that is why the problem never gets solved.

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    • Deja Vu Month

      Posted at 3:45 am by kayewer, on February 18, 2018

      It’s tough to have two months with most of their days falling on exactly the same date twice in a row. February and March are like twins, only March came  three days early. Our calendars are so mixed up already, with Daylight Saving and some February months having a leap day (and some years having a leap second), no wonder we’re always confused. Fortunately this February has been relatively mild weather-wise, and March promises to be even better. So the trees will be starting to blossom, and daylight will last a bit longer, and we have three extra days to enjoy March. It doesn’t make getting through February any easier.

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    • Slow Burn

      Posted at 3:33 am by kayewer, on February 11, 2018

      I don’t own a microwave, nor do I have a slow cooker. This means I prepare everything in real time, I guess. There are a lot of handy devices out there, including fast cookers which are not microwaves. None of them make sense to me. I guess I have finally arrived at the stage in my life at which new technology is a mystery.

      The slow cooker advertises that you an make a cake or cook a whole chicken. I always thought of it as a pot roast machine. Just throw in the meat and vegetables and a few other things you supposedly have in your pantry, and set it before you go to work. If your house doesn’t burn down, you have an entire meal ready when you return home. And the roast tastes like vegetables and the vegetables taste like the roast. Same flavor for everything. I can’t imagine a pot roast cake.

      Now you can buy slow cooker liners to speed up your clean-up time. Put everything inside the liner and set up your cook time as usual. Heaven knows you need to make up in cleaning time what you used preparing the stuff all day, that all tastes the same. Plus I’m sure the roast would also gain the taste of plastic.

      The new fast cookers, such as the much-touted Instant Pot, can prepare a pork butt in 90 minutes. Back in our parents’ day, the pressure cooker was a kitchen staple, but you used it on your burner and worried about exploding lids yielding to the strain of rubber gaskets surrounding iron pots. Today the pots are electric and regulated, and you can even make yogurt in it.

      Make your own yogurt. No more waiting for ten for ten dollar sales at the market? Just throw in some curds and whey and some fruit and you’re ready to go?

      The prep time is half the battle. Fixing your pot to do the chore takes as much time as it would to zap a dinner in the microwave. Which I still don’t have.

       

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    • Flight of the Peacock

      Posted at 2:41 am by kayewer, on February 4, 2018

      The misuse of service or support animals on flights went over the rainbow this week; a rainbow of peacock feathers. Some doofus decided to try claiming a male peacock as a support animal and bought him a seat. The airline, United, bird poo-pooed that idea.

      I have friends with animals, and they are all supportive pets, but they have no real training and won’t save somebody’s life in the event of a PTSD flashback. Those friends also leave their companions with a friend or home when they go out.

      Our problem nowadays is that we are behaving like three-year-olds. “I WANNA BRING MY PEACOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! I can’t live without him. I’ll die mid-flight.” There are servicemen and women out there who could die mid-flight because of trauma they endured that many self-aggrandizing numbskulls wouldn’t understand if you spelled it out for them.

      So, such people who have no respect for the sacrifices and lives of fear experienced by people who really need support animals should be taken away from this place and put on the battlefront at that place.

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    • Fault Line

      Posted at 3:29 am by kayewer, on January 28, 2018

      In life, we don’t always hear somebody admit to a fault. We have become so desperate for perfection that we deny ourselves the learning experience of admitting we make mistakes. Sometimes people even resent the fact that somebody admits to being imperfect, as if it’s a crime to be human.

      That is why a customer service wish coming true for me this week made such a difference. I have always wished that, just once, a customer who has filled an email with gripes and bile would find it in their heart to admit that it might not have been human error on our part, but theirs. Often when we fix a problem, we simply don’t hear from the customer again. We never do find out what the cause of the problem was.

      Late this week, a gentleman (and I use the term with the utmost regard) emailed us to say that he realized he had made a mistake which was preventing him accessing something on our website. He had tried to log in with a stray character in the field; a mere slip of the finger when entering a piece of login information which made all the difference. He went on to say that he admits when he is at fault. Now that is a real upstanding person.

      Reminds me of a fictional admission of wrong in the movie Dirty Dancing, in which Baby’s (Jennifer Grey) father admits to having misjudged. “When I’m wrong, I say I’m wrong,” he said.

      Wouldn’t it be nice if we didn’t have to wait decades to hear such an honest apology from somebody who started an interaction by putting the blame on the second party.  “It wasn’t you, it was me,” still works in society. Let’s keep it in mind.

       

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    • Mind Yourself

      Posted at 4:07 am by kayewer, on January 21, 2018

      As humans, we try hard to be or seem smart, but we miss the mark sometimes. I recently read about a customer complaint to a travel agency, stating their displeasure at not finding a sign posted at the site of a hot air balloon ride, to warn that people who are afraid of heights should not ride. Perhaps they thought it rode on a track.

      I had a customer complaint about privacy issues and filling out an opt-out form. The description is in the name (you are choosing the option not to do or receive something), but the person noted a lack of instructions and wanted to know if checking off the boxes in the selections meant they were giving their consent to receive such offers or not.

      Another person grumbled that the page link sent to them lead to nothing. It actually required scrolling down slightly to the desired area, but it took three back-and-forth communications to point it out. When we didn’t hear from them again, we had to assume they figured it out.

      Such “d-oh!” moments, one would think, would warrant a thank you at least, but I have yet to get one. I suppose it can be hard to text with egg on one’s face, but we are all human and err quite a bit, so that shouldn’t matter. If you learn something from the mistake at the end, it should be worth the flush of shame for a second or two. Once the help works, say thanks, folks, and move onto the next in the endless stream of life’s complications.

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