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    • A Gutsy Disease

      Posted at 3:16 am by kayewer, on March 7, 2016

      There was a stomach virus going around our office recently. Actually it may be all around South Jersey, Delaware and parts of Philadelphia, but I digress. Whenever one gets sick in the abdominal region, it’s never a good sign.

      I was certain I got sick from bad hamburgers at a popular joint whose name I’ll not mention because I sent them a complaint and want to see how they handle it. However, with many gastrointestinal events there are always the embarrassment of ailments which I also won’t mention because they’re just too gross. Stomachaches are no picnic.

      The problem with being in an office environment with other people is that not everybody graduated the school of good hygiene. That is how we get sick, either from poor food preparation or a bug somebody who didn’t wash their hands just passed onto a surface 200 other people are going to touch.

      So while I have recovered from whatever affected me, it’s going to go around for awhile longer, so keep your antibac handy, folks.

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    • Red Carpet, Gold Statue, Black Mark

      Posted at 2:37 am by kayewer, on February 28, 2016

      When those heavy little gold statues are handed out at the biggest film awards ceremony in the world, the only people who will be happy are the award winners. One wins one of those statues because a bunch of supposedly elite experts in film craft say it’s deserved. Who are these people, anyway, and why don’t the average movie going public have a say?

      Why are the movies nominated come out at the end of the year when nominations are due? Why are the most popular movies often snubbed (Star Wars) and movies which could easily be accused of being interminably boring art projects featuring currently high ranked talent getting overpaid for emoting for two hours get multiple nominations (The Revenant)? You can always tell when the elite members of the group determining the winners have snubbed a movie because the best it gets is technical, sound or costume nominations. Often they also lose to a period piece.

      As far as this (and other) years’ elephant in the room–the subject of non-white nominations–I was hoping John Boyega and Daisy Ridley would be nominated for Star Wars. Unfortunately big box office doesn’t always mean big nominations. Some time between the age of big epics like Ben-Hur being nominated from everything except the kitchen sink and today, the voters decided that arty movies are the only ones deserving of a nod. It’s a rigged class structure with rules meant to favor their own. This means that movies either have to get their attention, or the voters have to open their minds to other opinions of what makes a good movie. The mind is hard to turn, so we will always be at odds when it comes to that. We may never see a good pool of nominees as a result. But at least watching the red carpet is still fun.

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    • No Money or No Function?

      Posted at 2:41 am by kayewer, on February 21, 2016

      Let’s set the rules down right now: if a person has no money, they are broke, but if a thing is somehow not functioning, it is broken. This must have been Bad Language Week, because I heard the word broke misused about a dozen times. One must be pretty lazy to conserve energy by leaving off one little syllable.

      It was also Cultural Bad Habits Week, because the usage of the verb “to be” was left completely out of so many conversations, I had to step away and process what was just said because I didn’t understand it.  In some places, if clothing was soiled, a person would say, “That needs washed.” The better sentence would be, “That needs to be washed,” or even, “That needs washing,” but for some reason one of Shakespeare’s most memorable soliloquies was lost in translation.  Why people stumble over “to be” may be related to the variances in its conjugation, which don’t look at all like the original. However, just as in math, memorization goes a long way.

      I heard the word broke used for so many malfunctioning things, my head was spinning. Things carrying no monetary support included our electoral system, a helicopter, racial relations and a few others in which the only part of the conversation I heard was that a thing had been broke.  Ugh!

      It’s easy to occasionally forgive some dimly conceived but permanently implanted verbal gaffes such as “daze,” for  (substituting the slurred “they is” for “they are”), “Yiz,” or “Youse,” for several secondary persons (and their third party mate, “allayiz” or “allyouse”), but our language getting shorter is a sure indicator that our brain power is getting smaller. It is we who will wind up broken. And broke.

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    • Love Within/Love Without

      Posted at 2:41 am by kayewer, on February 14, 2016

      On Valentine’s Day not everybody has found somebody. I have so many friends who are perpetually lonely, this time of year can be a strain on the morale. There is really nothing wrong with people who are living without love; the problem is with the other people out there who apparently are incapable of love.

      I would rather feel unworthy of love than be incapable of love.

      People who live without love have their skins, minds and souls hardened every day by those incapable of love. The stings of physical, verbal or mental abuse often become as much a part of life as breathing. I’ve written before about the people who are so stunned by a dog who, after ages of abuse, strikes out at the next abuser to come along. That’s a fear response, and it can happen to anybody at any time, even among those hardened to the cruelties of this world. What is really amazing is when an abused dog licks the outstretched hand of its rescuers. This is a creature who was lost to love and still knows what love is.

      Life will often find a companion for the lonely if circumstances allow. Often the powerful, most of whom are incapable of real love, repress the lonely. It might be a fear of somebody else’s happiness eclipsing their own, or a conditioned reaction to anything beyond their perception of normal. It’s against nature to deny love and, if I dare to be political, it is against our founding fathers’ wishes that anybody should be prevented from pursuing happiness.

      I’ve seen my share of bullies, jerks and other people who seem challenged by the good things in life. I’ve seen beautiful miserable people and ugly happy people. Being loved is not about who or what you are, but that one other person sees you and respects your humanity in spite of what or who you are. I’ve been disappointed by lots of people, but I don’t hate them or wish them ill will. They need to be loved the most, because it is so much harder to do.

      It’s true: love is hard, just like anything good and right is hard. So those who are spending their Valentine’s Day unloved are the ones you should seek out. They are capable of so much, while people incapable of love shortchange their lives of so much more.

      So here is to all those lonely people on February 14th. I see you. I hope somebody special will see you someday, too.

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    • That Darned February Again

      Posted at 2:27 am by kayewer, on February 7, 2016

      Somebody posted on Facebook recently that February 2016 had four of each day of the week; a rare event happening only once every so many hundred years. I didn’t think anything of it until I glanced at my own calendar, remembering that it is a leap year, so this February has five Mondays. I can’t find the post, but unless I misread it, I feel that I’ve done my duty in letting you all know, at least, that this is a leap year and February will have 29 days in it.

      Yes, this week was that bad that I have nothing else to post about.

       

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    • About Matter

      Posted at 3:54 am by kayewer, on January 31, 2016

      We live in a world full of conflict, with right and wrong being redefined every day. We raise and lower the bar so much when it comes to humanity, it’s like playing a bad game of limbo in which we’re either getting off easy or breaking our backs. Lately we’ve been hearing a lot about lives mattering: Black Lives Matter, Cops’ Lives Matter. Usually we’re talking about senseless violence in which people are killed or lives are changed by tragedy. Something occurred to me recently: none of our lives matter. Paradoxically, that makes all of us important, even though we don’t “matter.”

      Think about something basic like a tool for a moment: if you saw the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, you recall a pivotal moment in the prehistoric prologue when one individual suddenly realized that a heavy bone could be used to break things. In real life, that was another step in our evolution, but who recorded the name of the person who did it? Nobody. We don’t see a monument in any cave dwellings, and no stories passed his name down. For all we know, it could have been a prehistoric woman who discovered tools. Anyway, that person’s life didn’t matter, but they were important.

      When Shakespeare said that our evil deeds are always remembered but the good we do often goes to the grave with us, he must have realized that we don’t matter. We move history along, we invent, we create and destroy, but whether time ticks on past the history or our lives or not, we don’t matter. What happens in everyday existence is what it is, what it becomes as a result of our interference or what it ceases to be because of what happens around it.

      So what are we doing, exactly? We’re evolving. We affect things in ways we won’t even see in our lifetime. We walk a street and our DNA is cast onto the ground and becomes part of the rest of the universe. That is important, because what matters is that we all have something important to contribute.

      That means the rich on the top of the hill should not swat at those climbing up, but understand that the top of that hill is meant to change, and they cannot always be on top of it. Sometimes it will be empty, or it will have somebody with nothing to offer sitting there, but somebody else will get there and life will evolve and change again.

      Whether you do evil or good, the world goes on with or without you. The world going on is important, and since we live on this world, we are important.

       

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    • That Sick Sensation

      Posted at 3:41 am by kayewer, on January 17, 2016

      I heard that flu season is not what they expected it to be this winter, due to the mild temperatures and lack of actual winter weather. Once that first real cold snap comes, however, it will come in like a bulldozer and mow us all down.

      Even the most selfish human beings willingly share the flu. We like to pass on our misery; look what happens when you ask somebody how their day was (after you have shaken their hand and the flu has relocated to new quarters). The flu has as many mutations as we have mixtures of genetics, so the best the CDC can do is guess which vaccine might help. They do get it wrong, but on the good side you may wind up immune to a virus which won’t show up for another two years. But you will get this one.

      We touch so many things in one day, it’s nearly impossible to avoid spreading germs. You could wear gloves all day, but people will look at you funny. One thing we don’t do is stay home and wait it out, though we should. If everybody kept tissues handy and kept their hands clean, we could lessen the blow of a full-out flu assault. Unfortunately not everybody shows the same degree of caution. I often go to the office cafeteria and find the tables look like the remains of a bacchanal. Our cleaning staff is way underpaid for having to clean up after other human beings’ contemptuous calling cards. It’s a germy world we should not have to perpetuate by carelessness.

      So we will get our due when it comes to flu, like it or not. Bless you.

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    • Please Stand By

      Posted at 2:47 am by kayewer, on January 10, 2016

      Some companies, like mine, have days when we become so busy, it’s “All Hands on Deck,” meaning everybody is put to work on one task. Everybody short of the janitorial staff gets mobilized. It helps speed up customer service at a critical period of high volume, but it also causes some interesting adventures.

      It doesn’t matter if you work in retail, a volunteer public service like a fire company or a 24 hour operation like a contact center or a hospital if the call to action comes. It also doesn’t matter if you are already doing the work of two people, the chili is on the stove or your boss wanted that project done yesterday; you’re off everything else to fill in on what is often to you an “additional duties as required” part of your job description.

      I was mobilized this past week to cover a phone line as the number of waiting calls had spiked. First I had to find an open cubicle to sit in. Because our offices have various types of equipment, I had to find a seat with the proper setup. This means a compatible phone with a connector cable that I could find and which did not require fine motor skills to operate. Having found one, I then had to break out some disinfecting wipes because the previous fellow employee, probably happy beyond belief that they survived their shift, zealously bolted for the door before they could be snagged to stay on for overtime and left the desktop looking like a kindergarten after milk and cookies.

      Knowing that our computerized phone system had been changed, I and my fellow standby personnel awaited our turn to be trained, which usually happens at the end of the training schedule, after the trainers have also run out of headache medication. When I  finally did do a training review, conveniently the system underwent an update days after I completed the course, so the computer screen I found myself using had a less familiar resemblance to what I had learned.

      As customers we all experience how scripted some phone center operators sound: that’s because an orderly system of handling each call speeds the service along and ensures efficiency. Really, it does. If the operator knows what questions to ask and in what order, you as a customer are almost guaranteed to get a good result. You would be amazed to see how a three-minute phone call can align everything a customer needs with what the operator needs to help them. However, I realized as I sat down to take my first call that I had never gotten a confirmation of what our current script was. I followed a mixture of old and new protocol from what I had picked up along the way. My mouth dried out in ten minutes, and I’d left my bottled water at my regular desk. Still I managed to warble through several phone calls, and the customers were pleasant and patient, even if the computer didn’t want to follow what I had been trained to do. I figured the worst that could happen is the firm that reviews our phone calls and grades each operator’s performance might randomly select one of my efforts and yell to their coworkers, “I got one for the gag reel!”

      Finally the calls dropped to a level at which the extra staff could log off and go back to normal office life. Everybody got taken care of, and I don’t think any customers suffered because of my inexperience. Fortunately I still had some headache medication and enough bottled water to wash it down once I was back at my desk. Until next time.

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    • Tradition Schmadition

      Posted at 2:36 am by kayewer, on January 3, 2016

      I normally burn a bayberry candle on New Year’s Eve. It’s an ancient custom to bring good luck and riches for the coming year. I burned its mate on Christmas Eve with no problem, so on the appointed day I thrust the candle into the holder and lit a match; unfortunately I forgot to trim the wick first, and the pair had been joined there by about five inches of the stuff (probably hung and dipped that way, t00). Oh well, I thought; I’ll just stand by and watch in case something goes wrong.

      The wick burned down to the taper and began its slow journey of melting down to the socket, but then the flame caught onto the trailing tail of wick situated next to the candle as it deformed under the fire’s might. In two minutes I had a three inch wall of wax with two fires burning at once on its side. One thing for sure, that candle was melting at a fine pace.

      It took less than a half hour to end up with a puddle of greenish wax. Normally such a taper would burn for about six hours or so. But it did go down to the socket. I officially declared the candle properly burned out, and determined that 2016 would wind up with double the burning issues, and flame out before we even know what happened.

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    • Year in Revi-EWWWW

      Posted at 2:30 am by kayewer, on December 27, 2015

      2015 sucked. Some people had nice things happen to them, of course, but there was so much lousy weather, terrorism, politics and other varieties of tripe out there, I have heard from practically everybody–and said to myself–that I’m glad the year is coming to an end.

      My favorite actor, Christopher Lee, passed away over the summer after a long and well distinguished career. I first got to know him from his groundbreaking (for the 1950s) portrayal of Dracula, as did many fans, but his body of work included historical figures such as Jinnah (founder of modern Pakistan), and major roles in (to name a few) Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. He even dabbled in heavy metal music at an age when most people cozy up to Lawrence Welk.

      I gave myself the present of a banged up kneecap for my birthday when I decided not to step over a crack in the sidewalk. At least it wasn’t as bad as banging my head and spending weeks with a black eye like a did a couple years ago.

      Hershey has apparently decided to discontinue York Pieces (the peppermint and dark chocolate variety). Also, I’ve found lately that Lean Cuisine is recommending that you not prepare their meals in a conventional oven. You’ll microwave everything and like it. Not this chick. I’ve gone this long without a microwave, so you’re out a customer.

      I had two pieces of equipment at home which failed because of burned out solenoids. I’d like to know who created solenoids and tell them that they need to go back to the drawing board and come up with a better version.

      On the good side, I discovered Scrub Daddy, found a new designer for clothes, rejected about 99 percent of bra companies because they don’t use common sense when designing their products, and read off my car’s manufacturer because they can’t put a transmission mechanic on duty on the weekends.

      I was happy to see so much public exposure to bullying awareness. When I was in school, nobody cared if you were bullied, and nobody looks into the aftermath when victims leave the school environment. I’m also happy to see that most people don’t automatically think of an ethnic or religious group as being all this or mostly that. Especially when it comes to current Muslim relations, it’s smart to know that about 98 percent of them are just fine, and really we’re concerned about the two percent who might be radical enough to want to kill everybody. Heck, there are radical Christians and Jews out there, too (not to mention those radical agnostics down the block), but nobody pays attention to them.

      On the other hand, we had twelve hours of power outages this past summer, so I had to evacuate and restock the fridge twice. We were lucky, though; one town was without power for nine days.

      We had a polar vortex last winter. I remember the days when weather forecasting was cut-out clouds on a paper map and guesswork; now the newscasts have meteorologists and can see Armageddon coming days in advance.

      I discovered Game of Thrones and am now watching Breaking Bad. Got to do something while waiting to find out what happened to Jon Snow in the spring.

      Halloween saw sixteen trick-or-treaters. That was better than the nine the previous year.

      Yes, these are the little things that make up a year. We’ll have more–both good and bad–just like them next year. Maybe things will be a little better or not quite so depressing. We just have to go through it and make things happen.

       

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