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  • Who the Heck is Kayewer?
  • Monthly Archives: July 2022

    • The Game of Plight

      Posted at 4:52 pm by kayewer, on July 30, 2022

      Nobody could call me a true gamer. I don’t participate in role-playing, I only use one computer and one monitor, and I don’t dwell in a dank basement in a Command Center corner festooned with gizmos and discarded food containers. However, I do have a collection of games I play, and they’re frustrating enough at times to make up for my lack of skill in cube building or creature slaying.

      I play Solitaire. Five different versions. The classic version is referred to as Klondike; it includes seven piles of graduated stacks of cards from one card to seven, with the top card upturned on each stack, and one must play the aces and grow each stack from the pile of playable remaining cards to the top of the stack ending with Kings. The other versions include Spider, which requires you to play cards from King to ace to remove them from the board until it’s empty; FreeCell, which allows the player to displace cards while building a Klondike stack by suit; Pyramid, which eliminates cards by playing any two which add up to 13 (Kings are discards, Queens are 12, Jacks are 11); and TriPeaks, which allows you to play a sequence of cards in order, switching directions when needed, to eliminate them from the board.

      Sounds easy until you are challenged to play one particular card, or grow a stack to a certain number of one card. The levels of play are challenging from Easy to Expert, and daily challenges enable players to compete with others for time and completion. I have made second place a few times, out of hundreds of thousands of players. Sometimes I only manage to make the top twenty, if I’m lucky.

      For those who get stuck, social media offers cheat videos from expert players who apparently make a living demonstrating how to win a difficult round. A few times a week I may find myself watching Marcella, who seems adept at figuring out how to shift cards around to do her bidding.

      My normal method of game play is not to read the goal. I find that the temptation is to focus on that (“eliminate the six of clubs; okay, where is the six and how do I get to it?) and not calculate how to actually play, which wastes time. Instead, I play the game as intended, and when I reach the goal the game stops automatically.

      This time, it didn’t work.

      I came across an expert level puzzle–the last one for the daily challenges–in which I fruitlessly attempted to play FreeCell by digging out the aces and trying to work my stacks. It was proving to be a disaster. None of the cards appeared to be in a workable order. I tried for twenty minutes, then went to my online advisor Marcella, who solved the puzzle in about twenty seconds. In not reading the goal, I missed the fact that there was only one card needed, and it was about ten cards away from being revealed.

      So I really was playing against myself, and was my own worst enemy. Expert level, indeed. More like expert distraction. The only way it was a hard puzzle was that I made it harder by not reading the goal.

      The question now becomes whether I remain oriented to playing, or to solving what is called for. Either way, the clock ticks, and making the top ten doesn’t allow time for scrutinizing.

      In a way, Solitaire represents life itself in that respect. But it’s less frustrating than chess, which I have yet to master, because the people I encounter who know how to play are not up to teaching.

      I don’t think Marcella is into chess moves. But she’s a mean Solitaire solver.

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    • Do I Want To Be a Talking Head?

      Posted at 4:33 pm by kayewer, on July 23, 2022

      I wonder how photogenic one has to be in order to do video blogging? I’ve never been that camera friendly, as evidenced by the fact that I had the world’s ugliest senior high school yearbook photo in history. When I graduated and weighed 99 pounds with clothing, the fates still moved against me; it seems the hairdresser was delayed in starting my appointment for some unknown reason, and in the morning when my mother and I worked to get my hairdo ready, it wouldn’t cooperate. To this day I’ll never know if the hairdresser jinxed my hairdo.

      The next day during the photo shoot, the photographer kept trying to get me to smile when my mouth was full of braces and various related accessories. When it was time for re-shooting the photos before the yearbook was compiled, the notice didn’t get to my class, so I missed it. Therefore, I looked hideous in the photo I had to settle for. My real graduation photo was taken on the date we got our diplomas, and I had my braces removed that morning, so I looked, generally, spectacular.

      As spectacular as one can be if one is not particularly photogenic.

      Recently I had to privatize my videos because I was being trolled by a scammer. I’m not sure which is worse: being told by somebody who may be in some overseas Jibbip telling me I’m pretty as a “queen” when I know I’m not, or having overly critical folks tell me, in so many words, to get lost because I’m not pretty. I suppose that, knowing who I am, I could always just ignore the naysayers and pooh-pooh the romance scammers from Jibbip. Sounds like a lot of work, doesn’t it?

      People who do videos regularly probably deal with this issue all the time. At least they don’t worry about being photogenic, because they put themselves on camera being camera ready.

      Our public go-to newscasters and program hosts hit the gym and spend tons on anti-aging goop and hairdresser appointments that are always prompt, and before going on camera they have makeup artists to primp and highlight them to the glam extreme. I have my mirror and my makeup haul from CVS.

      I have the register tape to prove it.

      So the question remains whether I will attempt a vlog or not. I don’t expect to be an influencer or sensation; I just want to put another opinion on life in general out into the world.

      If my hair will cooperate.

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    • Reviewing the Situation

      Posted at 4:21 pm by kayewer, on July 16, 2022

      Occasionally it’s good to step away from a project and take a look at what it looks like so far, what is and isn’t working and what to do next.

      After years of blogging and venturing into websites and social media, I realize it’s time to do some housekeeping. This means that I may miss a post or two, and finding me may result in a different path than before. I’m shopping around for what will work the best.

      One thing is certain, Facebook will be disappointed, because after fruitless arguing about the page where my blog has sat for over a year and can’t do anything, I’m taking the page down. My presence will be the same, but I can’t see paying a monthly fee for nothing.

      There is an insurance ad out there in which a fellow is performing a social media challenge, jokingly claiming it should receive “tens and tens of views.” That’ s certainly not nothing, but it’s only the potential of what could be if your media platform won’t support your getting there.

      I will keep you, my readers, abreast of what is happening. If you weren’t reading, I would have no reason to blog at all. Thank you.

      As those self-checkout lanes promise, “Please wait, system processing.”

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    • I Smell a Mystery

      Posted at 4:27 pm by kayewer, on July 9, 2022

      If you have ever walked into your home and said to yourself or somebody you trust, “Gee, it smells like (insert malodorous description here),” you know how it can be when something smelly launches an invasion.

      When such an odor hit my nose the other day, I attributed it to the Caesar salad I had brought home. The salad greens which did not look as appealing went into the garbage, and the container it came in was consigned to the recycling. After a few hours out and about, I came home to something unpleasant smelling, so I re-bagged the garbage and put it in the trash, figuring that was the culprit since I had not knotted the garbage bag. That didn’t work. I then double-bagged the trash bag to no avail, and washed the garbage container. Still no luck.

      It reminded me of a story which circulated some time ago (and occasionally comes up now) about a woman who was done wrong by her man, who was seeing another woman and gave the “old model” the boot. On her last day in her wonderful home, she dined on caviar and shrimp and enjoyed herself. She then inserted some of the leftovers into the curtain rods. As time passed, the foul odor from the hidden and aging morsels caused the man and his new partner considerable distress, which did not resolve through replacing carpets, painting, fumigating or any common tactic. In the end they moved out, and when the jerk mentioned in a conversation with his ex that he needed to unload the house and nobody would buy it, she offered him a bailout and moved back in. Of course, the kicker to the story is that the couple moved into their new place and brought with them the old curtain rods.

      At least that mystery was solved by the perpetrator. Mine is still ongoing, and I didn’t do it on purpose.

      I don’t think anybody visiting my home would flee looking green around the gills, but I can tell that something is amiss somewhere, and it happened just recently.

      This means becoming Shirley Holmes (Sherlock’s underrated distant cousin) to find and fix the cause.

      I do love a good mystery, but only when I don’t have to keep on smelling it until I solve it.

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    • Yet More Random Thoughts

      Posted at 5:28 pm by kayewer, on July 2, 2022

      It’s the Fourth of July weekend in the US. We have a three-day weekend, or some folks took Friday off to make it a four-day weekend. The Fourth falls on a Monday, making it perfect for people who want a long weekend, and if you’re in a job in which the first of the month is a pain in the keister, simply ask for Friday off and it won’t be a problem (at least not until you return to work on the fifth and find out how much backlog you have).

      This is a weekend for cookouts, parades, and fireworks. Our modern technology, however, has also made a new option available for public enjoyment: drone shows. Drones can be computer coordinated to present a post-dusk light show in the sky. It’s a new idea and still in its early stages, but there are some great videos out there demonstrating the grandeur of such shows. They may well be the new fireworks for the new age.

      Drone shows have a few benefits: no emissions from exploding powders, no loud bangs to damage hearing and frighten pets (which increase the number of runaway and lost animals every year), and a near zero chance of injury, as in no lost limbs or eyesight from premature ignition of what are small bombs placed in John Q. Public’s inexperienced hands.

      The cost is steep right now, but as the popularity grows, drones become more common and their users more experienced, prices will go down to levels the local municipalities will be able to manage.

      I’m all for these shows. There appear to be no downsides to them, except possibly a disabled drone heading earthward and bonking somebody on the head. At least it’s not blown-off limbs.

      We did the “bombs bursting in air” during the battle at Fort McHenry. Maybe it’s time to just let our lights shine on and move to drone shows.

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