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  • Monthly Archives: December 2018

    • The Year(dinga)ling

      Posted at 2:44 am by kayewer, on December 30, 2018

      2018 is almost over, and good riddance. Who needs a year which was so full of disaster? Sure there were good times, but who wants to talk about those? I will, but later.

      I spent most of my January, every weekday, ordering food for my contact center workers who were trying to eat and plow through thousands of phone calls from customers during one of our worst temperature drops in ages.

      Folks, winter is here, so if you neglected to do something to protect yourself and your belongings from the cold, do it yesterday. Not only will you end up on a phone queue if you call customer service, but when the staff is all working and they still need more manpower, they call upon the reserve staff, namely me. I have training, but not the hours of experience, and of course some folks who call blame me for that, rather than their own lack of foresight. I’ll help you, but it may actually take a few minutes more, and I’ve learned that people seem to have permanently lost their patience.

      When you have only so many catering choices, it gets old fast ordering food every day. We ate more pizza, pasta, hoagies, wings, bagels, donuts, soda and coffee than was probably served in Horn & Hardart’s automats in their entire history. Every day the routine was the same: grab a cart, pick up the food, figure the tip, distribute the food, expense the food, order more. I gained six pounds.

      I got sick more this year than ever, with two bouts of stomach virus and a cold which just decided to sneak into Santa’s sack for me at Christmas.

      Ordering all that food taxed everybody’s expense accounts at work, and once or twice that meant I used my own card to pay for stuff. I hope the credit card company didn’t think I ate all that food myself. Fortunately I only gained six pounds and didn’t lose my credit score.

      Shopping was a bit of a ride for me, too. I accidentally shrank a new sweater for which I could not get a replacement, but I did find the latest in laundry products to make all the things coming out of the washer looking top notch. It could not save a tablet case from Tumi, though, which got something on it that could not come out; I did try to email their customer service but got no reply.

      October marked a year since I tried contacting Virgin Mobile about problems with my broadband reception. They will never get back to me, either. Just saying. I gave up trying. They are launching space missions for tourism, but nobody can answer my questions about Internet service after four letters and three months of trying.

      In September Greyhound had no drivers for its New York City run, so I had to drive up there for an opera. Cost me a bundle, and now I have less faith in public transportation.

      My gas station ran out of supplies several times lately. That doesn’t help with the amount of driving I do. I replaced my car, and due to GM’s downsizing of their plants and discontinuing several vehicles, my model is a dead car running.

      Add to that all the people with personal issues who do not handle them sanely or constructively, including the doofusses in Washington, and it has just been a bad year all around. Our government is partly shut down because of a border wall we suddenly need after over 240 years? That is a bigger problem than anything I’m griping about here.

      Of course I do sit down and tell myself that I had about 340 days of good health, and the phone calls did stop coming into work long enough that we could wait a few weeks before ordering catered food again. The bus did run earlier this month without a hitch, I did get gas this morning, and I still have Internet where I can use it effectively, if not where I would always like to.

      2019 will probably be a mixed bag, too. Tighten your shoelaces, because here it comes.

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    • Making Room

      Posted at 2:39 am by kayewer, on December 23, 2018

      From the moment the innkeeper decided he had not a spare foot of space for a pregnant woman for whom the act of giving birth was imminent, we have had issues with space. We buy and steal space, argue about space, and even explore outer space for more space. We store stuff we don’t use but can’t get rid of in rental space. We buy things called space savers, but you need space to put the space savers because they don’t hover in space.

      During the holiday season, arguments break out over parking lot spaces. Malls and shopping centers have plenty of space to park cars, except for about a month each year when everybody wants just one spot closest to the store doors. If I had my way, stores would have two or three spaces in front of their doors just for pregnant women and the handicapped, and then about twenty feet of no parking area and the rest of the cars parked beyond that. We’re all fat and could use the exercise.

      And if you’re saying, “There go the malls; everybody will shop online,” I already thought of that. Just now. I’m not changing my stance. Amazon will never be able to deliver it immediately, so if people want it, they will go out for it.

      So the savior of humankind spent his early life in a space reserved for domestic livestock, and we have issues with space? Stand aside and remember that we own nothing and can’t take it with us. Coincidentally, the words material and maternal only have one letter different between them. Care for the space you have, and don’t clutter it. And give room to pregnant women.

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    • By Hook

      Posted at 2:26 am by kayewer, on December 16, 2018

      Crochet is not a lost art, but it seems more people like computers than crafting. That’s why I like to break from looking at screens and do a craft project, and I just finished one. It’s going to be a Christmas present. So don’t tell anybody you read this.

      The original pattern, which I’ve worked on for years, specified that it should measure 50 inches by 45 inches when completed, but the pattern makers disclaim any responsibility for their or your own errors when making a project. This means that human error is your own problem to fix, either by adjusting your stitch size or your crochet hook size until you figure it out.

      I was already using a size Q hook, which is one away from OMG size, so I tried moving up to a size S. Bad idea. I wound up with what looked like a fish net. Going down a size to P made the piece even smaller.

      So I’ve gone for quite a while unable to get my work to match the pattern’s specifications, and feeling like a second rate crocheter. My work always came out to about 35 instead of 50 despite my best efforts. My stitches weren’t too tight or loose, and my finished projects (about 15 of them to date) all were lovely. Still, something didn’t measure up. Logic dictated that 60 loops of yarn do not necessarily mean they would measure 50 inches. I came to the conclusion that the pattern had to be mistaken. The gauge, or stitch measurement, was wrong. Had to be. What to do? Use more yarn and more stitches.

      My most recent project took eight skeins instead of the required six, and I ended up doing 20 more stitches to reach the desired width. It worked. I have a completed piece just the right size, and I don’t think the yarn police are going to arrest me.

      I have two more projects to do, and obviously they won’t be Christmas presents, but somebody will have a great birthday gift soon.

      Something tells me to buy stock in a yarn company.

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    • Cold Shoulder

      Posted at 2:47 am by kayewer, on December 9, 2018

      We forget history. That’s why a winter seasonal song hit such as “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is getting bad publicity in this socially sensitive age.  Originally a 1940s era “call and response” song (so named because of it’s conversational nature), it was designed as a party closer when it was time for guests to go home, and was first performed by its writer Frank Loesser and his wife Lynn Garland.

      Back in the “old days,” a woman could actually drop by her date’s apartment for a nightcap or a quick smoke. In those times women were respected for what they were (for which men were actually grateful). Sometimes they mutually agreed to spend time together, but some conversational give-and-take would occur as a token effort to settle the issue of whether she should spend the night and ignore the community gossip sure to follow. It was all about maintaining respectability in an age just before the chaos of the 1950s with rock and roll and slowly loosening standards of conduct.

      Followers of the “Me Too movement” and PC stalwarts challenge the song for what is being reclassified as implied date rape, mostly because the woman at one point asks about what is in her drink. Remember that people kept bar sets at home, and not everybody was a mixologist. However, the balance of jerks to gentlemen was decidedly in favor of the latter, and responsible drinking was the norm back then.

      Simply put, the girl is staying, but she is doing her part to let the fellow know that no funny stuff will be going on.  It’s empowerment, people. The sociology majors probably get it; it’s time we did, too.

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    • Cruze’n for a Bruisin’

      Posted at 12:53 am by kayewer, on December 3, 2018

      Has GM lost its way? I think so. The big automaker and a staple of American car production received word from its CEO Mary Barra that plants will be closing down and thousands of jobs cut in an effort to salvage the company.  Again. They fought back against bankruptcy with a federal bailout, and many thought they had done so well enough not to worry that such a day as this would come. She has said that she wants to devote its energies to a restructured market, so the Chevrolet Volt–their first electric hybrid vehicle–is slated to cease production, along with the Impala and Cruze from Chevrolet, as well as the Cadillac XTS and CT6.

      People seem to have become selectively obtuse, choosing to share car rides with strangers–probably to rebel against our parents who told us not to–and plug in a car rather than gas it up. Barra also brought up the future of self-driving cars, since it seems that Americans are giving up passenger vehicles unless they do the work for them. Or somebody drives for them.

      I bought a Cruze, manufactured by a plant in Lordstown, Ohio by some 1,600 dedicated workers who may now lose their jobs. This car is fine example of skilled design and dependability, which has gotten me to work in the worst weather with no signs of poor manufacturing. A Cruze model is also made in Mexico for a lot more money, but I chose to buy American. Now that the vehicle will be declared obsolete by a woman in a suit, I don’t know what my decades of devotion to GM and Chevrolet means to her.

      Restructuring a company should not mean ditching your best products or kicking good people to the curb. It means reviewing the market and moving the parts of your operation around to keep your best around you.

      Ms. Barra, I don’t want to move to driving a Malibu. I’m not a Malibu type person. I’m practical. So is GM. Rethink this before you take GM in a direction from which it can’t return.

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