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  • Monthly Archives: September 2016

    • My Candy Crush Saga

      Posted at 2:10 am by kayewer, on September 25, 2016

      When I was in elementary school, I won a candy counting contest. Back then, it was a big deal, but it also holds bittersweet memories for me. Especially now, because I just did it again.

      The school had a display case with a large jug inside holding a variety of small wrapped sugary delights, and we were invited to estimate how many were in the jar for a chance to win it. I wasn’t much of a candy person growing up, which made Easter and Christmas more about presents than risks to my dental health. Also, I was the prize winner of most deserving to be bullied, not only by my peers, but by the faculty as well. In first grade my teacher grumbled at my mother because she allowed me to read ahead in my textbooks, making me a non-conformist. I also had the handicap of being a victim of New Math, but at the time that didn’t matter. I was still optimistic and decided I had an equal chance to win as anybody. I looked at the jar carefully, counted, estimated and wrote a number down, putting my guess in the pool with my fellow students.

      Sometime later at our assembly for the oldest students, our student council president announced that he would read the winners of the contest. Before the first place winner was announced, he did something unexpected. He said that audience members were to conduct themselves properly and not boo.

      That was how I knew I had won, seconds before my name was announced.

      That was nearly 40 years ago, but sometimes I still hear his voice in my head, announcing that I was the winner, “And remember, no boos.” I don’t fault him for what happened: I know the faculty had put him up to it. They were trying hard not to hurt me. It still did.

      This past week our company held what we call our “town meeting,” in which our senior officers reach out in person and by video to review our status and focus for the coming year. On the way into the meeting the staff had arranged a few fun games, including a candy counting contest. I mentioned that I had won a similar contest in elementary school as I looked at the jar carefully, counted, estimated and wrote a number down, again adding my guess to the others.

      The first time, I was two away from the correct number of candies. This time I was spot on. They were as amazed as I. Unlike last time, I got congratulations. That felt much better.

      I still have the original candy jug. Now it has company.

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    • The Hidden News

      Posted at 1:38 am by kayewer, on September 18, 2016

      My local newspapers have been playing a frustrating game of “Hide the Comics.” One paper has been hiding them behind the classifieds. Unfortunately they are not labelled “Wanted: Comics Section.” The other puts them in the sports section. Maybe I should be happy, since they appear to consider comics and puzzles sports.

      Every day I read nearly all the comics (never touch “Doonesbury” for some reason). Then I look for “Dear Abby,” which has also been hiding lately. Then I tackle the Sudoku, cryptograms and the occasional crossword. The challenge is to figure out where, among four sections of articles, advertisements and statistical scoreboards full of manly mind-numbing trivia, the lighter stuff can be found.

      And let’s face it: with all the political and world turmoil, we all need some light stuff.

      Sure it’s a bit nerdy, I guess, to enjoy the old standards like the adventures of Blondie and Charlie Brown and Beetle Bailey, along with the modern antics of Curtis and Heart. But after hours of the world’s negativity, relaxation seems to come at a premium these days. Finding a few minutes to engage the brain in something else is hard to do. Many nights I get home with fried grey matter and the ooze of corporate drudgery pouring from my sweat glands, but I still manage to get in my comics.

      Once I find them.

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    • Knee Pain

      Posted at 2:51 am by kayewer, on September 11, 2016

      Our National Anthem is not a protest song. Nobody sings, “Oh say, can you see, someone taking a knee?” Why do people do the right kind of protests at the most God-awful wrong times? It’s like throwing mud in somebody’s face while people sing “Happy Birthday” to them; the problem still exists and now whomever you’re supposed to be celebrating has mud on their face.

      Lately some noted sports figures, like football players Colin Kaepernick and Eric Reid, and soccer star Megan Rapinoe, have determined that sitting down or going down on one knee symbolizes a problem in need of fixing. I have not seen any of them speaking up or actually putting a pro-active plan in action. When I had a problem needing a fix, I wrote down the arguments in favor of a suggestion for change and took it to the right people to have it done.

      Let me brag about one of my works. The first time I attended a screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the long-defunct Cherry Hill Cinema, the copy of the film was poor. The places where splices had been made were so well-known, the cast members under the screen and the patrons incorporated them into the audience participation. I put together a petition asking for a new copy of the movie, got the cast and every audience member in line to sign it, and presented it to the theater’s staff.  We got a fresh copy.

      That’s how you get results. Get on your knees once you have submitted your ideas for change, and pray for a positive outcome if you are a praying person. Don’t turn the expression of loyalty for the country that sent thousands of lives into premature graves for your freedom to speak into a display of disrespect or contempt.

      Our country is not perfect, but show that you appreciate how far we have come to get there.

       

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    • Choppy Channel Surf

      Posted at 1:37 am by kayewer, on September 4, 2016

      If you’re of a certain age, you probably remember TV Guide when it was digest sized and provided full descriptions of the programming on your television. Of course, back then we only had about eight stations. Today we have so many stations, the television guide magazines are the size of weekly installments of War and Peace just to hold onto half the information we used to get. Too many channels, not enough information about them.

      Back in the good old days around these parts, we knew NBC was Channel 3, ABC was Channel 6 and CBS was Channel 10. If you wanted syndicated programs or needed to park your child in front of the cartoons, you went to the UHF channels. Whatever you chose, the famous TV Guide had complete descriptions like this:

      (6) The Blah Show (Color: 60 mins.) – Jane watches potatoes boil, while
      Stan finds Billy’s toy truck stuck in his lawn mower. Lydia Dull,
      Bruce Boring, Elisa Exciting (guest star).

      Now the channels are laid out in a grid, and you’re lucky to get two words of descriptive text. Sometimes you may even get the actors’ names.

      Today I was scanning my magazine when I saw that TCM was featuring Alfred Hitchcock movies all day. Happily I tuned in, expecting to see Rear Window, but there was the great black-and-white classic Stagecoach instead. I like John Wayne, but he is no James Stewart. So how did the listing get it wrong? I don’t know. I checked the daily paper and it was correct in there, making me question the value of my guide.

      Also, not every channel gets listed; there are too many of them to warrant a complete guide blow by blow every week. The subscription costs would bankrupt us. I could wear out my remote going up the dial channel by channel. There might be a great network out there I will never get to know because I don’t know what programs they have.

      So use the onscreen programming grid your cable company provides, you say. Really, how many of the first five minutes of a program have you missed trying to find what you’re going to watch? 400 channels? We’re talking forty minutes of surfing, and by then you’re halfway through the show (not counting commercials).

      The next option is to get a voice remote. I had a bad experience with voice activated software once; I wanted to write a piece about women truckers, and when I spoke into the microphone, the results that came up onscreen I won’t print here.

      So I didn’t get to watch Hitchcock, I have a useless television directory, hundreds of channels and nothing on. And the fall season is two weeks away. Sigh.

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