Some time ago I had the awesome experience of changing a faucet aerator by myself. The act saved me the expense of having a paid professional step over my threshold for $75.00. Now suddenly, I can’t get this aerator off. It must be stuck on either because of calcium buildup, or I have the wrong tool, or maybe it’s really lefty tighty righty loosey.
So I was reading a depressing piece in New York magazine about all the horrors of where our food comes from, and one blurb mentioned that, before you consume octopus as a delicacy, you should remember that they are smart enough to unscrew jar lids by themselves to retrieve a treat hidden inside the jar. I have witnessed this fascinating act in videos. You know where to go to see I’m right.
Anybody have an octopus for hire?