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    • Mee-Wow!

      Posted at 2:07 am by kayewer, on September 28, 2014

      The cyber café where I do these posts has four cats; two kittens, a “tween” and an older cat. They enjoy all the comforts of domestic life, including kitty condos, hiding places, warm beds and clean litter boxes.

      Of course, there are also toys. Things like shiny bat-about toys and balls hold a cat’s interest for a minute or two. I think about three is a world record. Cats don’t want to lose their dignity. I brought in a pack of toys once, and one particular orange-ish toy was shredded and chewed to death. The others disappeared. Mostly cat toys disappear until they’re found, years later, behind the garage or under the clothes dryer.

      I can recommend a toy called “Cat’s Meow,” a genuine “as seen on TV” product. It is simply an electronic gizmo that randomly rotates a red plastic wand which peeks out from underneath a circular canopy. It stimulates a cat’s desire to pounce and chase. It’s battery operated, so get some rechargeable versions and keep spares on hand.

      Each time one of the cats was introduced to the product, it took less than ten minutes for them to become totally engaged. Usually they will stand back and stare for a bit. They might crouch and stalk, then take a paw to the mouse-like tail as it circles and teases; finally they will chase it in all directions, pouncing and pawing it endlessly. It’s great exercise for indoor cats.

      I also recommend plenty of treats, because you can get about a ten-second stare from a cat for every piece you dangle in front of their eyes. If your cat is not a lap lover, this is often as interpersonal as you get.

      At this moment, I am watching two new “Cat’s Meow” inductees, who have been playing with the product for the past twenty minutes. I would break out the camera, but then they would stop whatever they were doing and stare at me with bored sloe eyes. Trust me, they’re acting like kittens.

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    • Cold Challenge

      Posted at 2:29 am by kayewer, on September 21, 2014

      It looks like the Ice Bucket Challenge–the concept of donating to support research for ALS or Lou Gehrig’s Disease by pouring ice water over your head and then calling out your friends to do the same–is running out of steam. Not everybody has done the challenge, of course, and some have found creative ways of doing it:  actor Verne Troyer used milk because of a water shortage, and even held a cookie in his mouth to repurpose the milk as it flowed over him. ALS has raised quite a lot of money, too, and are now working on how to distribute the funds.

      Now that the weather is turning colder and all the freedoms of summer are over, it’s tougher to get a few minutes together and douse oneself in water for a cause. Diseases like ALS, however, don’t stop their progression.

      I think it would be great if more life-altering conditions had such challenges to raise money. The question is how to do unique things for each one. There are plenty of 10K runs and bike rides and motorcycle rallies, and celebrities do whole shows to raise money to knock out cancer and MS. There has even been yarn bombing, which is a type of graffiti in the form of knit or crocheted items on statues or trees, to call attention to issues. What about other kinds of activities to raise money for causes, diseases and research?

      THAT’S IT!!!! I’ve got an idea!

      To raise awareness of colorectal cancer and support the CCAlliance (an organization researching such cancers), or the American Cancer Society, why not film yourself wearing a pair of underwear on your head or baking a cake with candles on it (to support the cancer society’s theme of saving birthdays), or donate $10. Call out your friends to do the same.

      For more information on both charities, go to http://www.ccalliance.org or http://www.cancer.org.

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    • Black Big Screen of Doom

      Posted at 2:07 am by kayewer, on September 14, 2014

      I survived 85 hours without a television. I know; some of you may be thinking, “I can go 85 days without looking at a television.” You’re welcome to go back to getting your news on Facebook®, in miniature, on your small-screen phone. Television is a fully-fledged resource and no longer the “idiot box” loathed by so many critics (many of whom are also on Facebook® right now playing Candy Creamer Story or something). There is real news on television. And Jeopardy!

      Those of us who have grown up with depression-era parents know the value of something that still works, so the old television–square in height and breadth–gave us more than fifteen years of service, before dying of the infamous Black Screen of Death. It sat in state for 85 hours, then was ceremoniously carried out the door by me and Cletus the Cable Technician, and went to that great TV stand in the sky.

      It had a false alarm one morning, in a blaze of muted colors. I had called the cable company at the first sign of the TV’s distress, and a nice telephone associate walked me through some resuscitation steps, and the TV rallied. I had set up an appointment and cancelled it because the danger seemed to be over, but just as suddenly, the next night the TV passed away. Cletus the Cable Technician couldn’t come sooner than four days from then, due to my idiotic cancellation of the original appointment, so we found other ways to amuse ourselves.

      Without the usual distractions of television, we returned to simpler but effective survival skills such as card playing. I ended up with one 9 card in my hand for three consecutive rounds of gin rummy. I did some crocheting, Mother did some reading (finished a book) and gardening. I even introduced her to the joys of Windows8 tablet games. She is a mean TapTiles® board clearer. We got the news from the radio: it’s like listening to the television network news while in the other room, and just as informative if you don’t miss the visual effects most networks use on their broadcasts (like banners saying “Weather Changing,” or crawls at the bottom of the screen listing stock prices).

      I did try to hook up another TV myself to save us time and sanity, but I’m not electronically adept. Though I followed the set’s instructions, I failed to see where the hookup directions left off the fact that one must attach the cable from the box in addition to the cable from the pole. Silly me. Silly directions. When the moment of rescue finally came, Cletus the Cable Technician spent about twenty minutes hooking us up.

      After 85 hours we were back up and running, and we still had found within us the power to stay engaged and amused when there was no TV. I could do 85 days, but I’ll wait until summer reruns come on next year to try that.

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    • Week Off

      Posted at 2:24 am by kayewer, on September 7, 2014

      There is nothing like the start of fall to cause so much upheaval in one’s life. I’m taking this week off from blogging and will have a new post next week. By then I will hopefully have cooled off and caught up on my sleep. Why did the end of summer and Labor Day have to come on the first of the month, anyway? Stuff must get done, so I’ll do it and get back to the fun stuff a week from today. Stay sane until then: that’s what I’ll be telling myself.

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