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  • Monthly Archives: July 2013

    • This Topic Blows

      Posted at 2:27 am by kayewer, on July 28, 2013

      The other day I got a gelato from Rita’s.  I originally wanted strawberry water ice and chocolate soft serve, but they were out of chocolate soft serve and suggested I switch up the order, which I did.  My strawberry soft serve and chocolate water ice was out of this world.  It was also brain freeze cold.  That was when I caught myself doing a typical stupid human act: I blew on the gelato to warm it up.

      Sure, we often blow on hot chocolate or coffee or tea or soup to cool it down, but of course this doesn’t work in reverse to warm up cold things: it just looks silly and, if your breath is hot enough, may start melting your treat.

      I was with a friend at the time, and we had a good laugh about it, but when you think about all the things we exhale air for, it seems this is one habit that came out of nowhere and should stay there.

      And despite my blowing, I got brain freeze twice while eating that wonderful gelati.

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    • Crazy From the Heat

      Posted at 12:34 am by kayewer, on July 21, 2013

      The country has been affected by a heat wave over the past week.  I got in my car the other day and the inside temperature was 105 degrees.  With great heat seems to come great hotheads.  People are grumpy, and some are drawn to do desperate acts.  An adult bookstore was robbed on that 105 degree day by a fellow who lunged over the counter and allegedly bit the store clerk.  Outside Philadelphia, two men drag raced their cars and one crashed into a mother and her children crossing the street, killing them.

      It seems strange that people–seemingly men in particular–get hotter under the collar when it’s hot outside.  Mentally they seem to just boil over into violence.  In the case of the adult store robbery, I’m wondering why, if the place was air-conditioned, the robber just didn’t stand back, cool off and then grab a video and duck out the door: the clerk certainly didn’t taste all that good when the burglar bit him. Speculating on the matter, the adult video industry is having problems as it is with the availability of naughty material on the web, so did the robber really think there would be that much cash in the till?

      I work in a customer service environment, so I have heard complaints all week about how rudely people are treating the operators.  No matter how lousy I feel, I never take it out on a voice on the phone.  Grab a sip of water and take a moment to cool your jets before doing anything in this awful weather.  Don’t drag race if your car has no air conditioning, or if somebody called you out to test your manhood.  Don’t rob some poor schmoe in a porn emporium so you can buy a slushy. It always cools down again: in fact, it’s supposed to get better shortly around here.

      I’d rather drink a gallon of water than shed a drop of sweat in anger.

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    • Turkey Lurking

      Posted at 1:57 am by kayewer, on July 14, 2013

      Sometimes nature is right in front of us, and in the most unexpected places. I caught shots of this trio of wild turkeys grazing in an empty lot at the corner of a residential block just minutes from my home.

      Stuffing Themselves

      Tom, Tim and Tam, as we’ll call them, apparently lurk in the woods when not making personal appearances, and vacation out of the country when Thanksgiving approaches.

      It seems that wildlife appears to us more frequently now that we are encroaching more upon every speck of land on which we can build. All my life I’ve seen plenty of squirrels and birds, but over the past ten years have had first-time glances at chipmunks, deer and vultures in the open and within reach of a camera lens.

      It’s a good idea to leave these creatures be.  They’re just being themselves in a world which, for them, is shrinking rapidly. Fortunately my small pocket camera lens captured this action from a decent distance, and my being there had no visible effect on them. Now that I’ve posted the photo, everybody can enjoy it, and the birds can continue strutting their stuff in peace.

      I like photography for just that reason. It captures life as we don’t often get to see it, and nobody gets hurt.

       

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    • Windows 8 My Start Button!

      Posted at 2:21 am by kayewer, on July 7, 2013

      For some adults of a certain age, the personal computer has been a form of technology we have been running neck and neck with, rather than at a pace well ahead of its own improvements.  I started learning about computers when Wang was an office staple and screens were two shades of green: dark green background, and lots of text in luminous light green. I learned some aspects of DOS and WYSIWYG just to program standard office applications. All that training went obsolete months after I learned them, but fortunately not every office I worked in kept up with technology and I was able to use it until the joys of Windows came along.

      With Windows 8, I feel like I’m back in front of that green-screened Wang again.

      The newest operating system is designed to work with regular computers and touch screen devices. However, I don’t use it on a touch screen device, and there is a different experience with using a mouse. Clicking on the screen icons does not produce the thing you want right away: there is always a screen with a symbol meaning you have accessed a program, followed by your main screen for that program. Like opening a screen door before the interior door, it’s superfluous. To get the system up and running I had to endure set-up, configuration, identity features up the yoo-hoo, and I still can’t figure out how to set up my photos to present a slide show on the main screen. I did manage to load a picture from the Internet twice by mistake, and that produced a two-photo slide show on a screen tile that I looked at for about two months.  I hope nobody else noticed: it makes me look like I only have two photos, and neither of them are of me.

      Those of us who like Windows have been deprived in the past of several iconic features.  I mourned the demise of “Clippy,” the cute paper clip character in Word applications who sat contentedly in the corner of my screen and performed for me when I saved a document or printed something. Now we have lost the “Start” button, a corner feature that will help even the most casual computer navigator find anything.  Since I’ve had Windows 8, the only things I’ve found easily are games.  I am now a certified “Tap Tiles” addict, and am fluent in five types of solitaire.

      Fortunately a version 8.1 is coming out soon with a reintroduced “Start” button.  Maybe it will come in green.

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