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    • That New Car Smell

      Posted at 2:09 am by kayewer, on May 26, 2013

      A friend just got a new car. A NEW new car, not just a car that is new to her. The last vehicle she owned was a late model Chevy Cavalier with an engine that just did quit. So she went car shopping and came up with a fresh model Toyota. She was thrilled to have a car that smelled new, rather than a used (or what the industry calls “pre-owned”) one that needed a few doses of heavy duty concentrated scent in a can to make it inoffensive to the nose.

      I got a new car awhile ago, so it was fun to watch her in the thralls of newbie-itis. She popped the trunk for the first time, used the passenger side power window for the first time (I did that, to her amazement), and made her first in-dash phone call to me. I was honored. Like I did before her, she had her first car with a power remote lock, though she beat me to getting a car with a CD player by years.

      She showed me the instrument panel, the details in the trim (what the industry now calls “appointments”) and how quiet the drive is. We parked at the mall out in no-man’s land to prolong the wait for that inevitable first ding. I did that, too, for seven months: I parked at the edge of the lot and walked for a full extra minute to get to work, but it did nothing for my waistline.

      The trunk was devoid of any clutter, which I know lasts until the first bad weather or big shopping trip comes along. Bad weather brings out a collection of about a dozen umbrellas, none of which gets used because they are in the trunk where nobody can reach them without getting out of the car and getting wet in the process of retrieving them. In the winter there will be a scraper and brush which won’t be accessible at the first snow because the trunk will be iced shut. In the front of the car, the cup holders will be laced with coffee stains soon, and the floor mats will contain outdoor debris and, in my case, lots of shedding hair. The seats of most woven fabric interior cars tend to pull on hair, and I lose a few every week in my vehicle (I’m blond, so they show), so I know that my friends have seats and floors with hair in them as well. Those with dogs end up with dog hair, too.

      My friend is still getting comfortable with the mechanics and logistics of the new car. Figuring out how far to pull forward in a parking spot is a challenge for a few days, as is backing up. The car did not come with bells and whistles like a back-up camera. A co-worker has one of those, and he smiles everytime he backs up his car. I just use the rear view mirror and go very slowly.

      My car isn’t old by any means, but new cars bring out that feeling of nostalgia about the jalopies we used to drive and the next one we plan to get. But not until the engine quits, at least for now.

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    • Drive Time Blues

      Posted at 1:50 am by kayewer, on May 26, 2013

      Those of us who drive long distances to get to work every day probably know the feeling I’ve been having lately: sheer boredom.  After years of taking the same freeway, I know every mile marker (visible and missing but estimated), building and tree and have even begun naming the local wildlife.  It’s the hit of the morning to spot a deer or turkey vulture going about its life in the natural world just beyond the black top.

      I’ve watched trash sit in the same spot and degrade in the sun and snow over a period of months.  I’ve witnessed some amazing feats of driving idiocy and survived to tell about it.  I’ve sat in two-hour traffic tie-ups and left trucks in my dust.  Been there, will keep doing that until I retire.

      The car came with Sirius/XM(R) satellite radio, and I’ve grown fond of listening to my favorite stations.  The one I enjoy most is Met Opera Radio, with its live broadcasts and archived performances that manage to make the drive seem more like a virtual visit to the opera house.  There is a problem, though: the productions run on a schedule so well fixed in place that, when they repeat a performance, I find myself hearing the same scenes every time I’m in the car at rush hour.  I’m certain I have heard the final act of Der Rosenkavalier at least five times in the two years I’ve had the subscription. The other acts run while I’m in the office.  Well, half a performance is better than no performance at all, I suppose.

      For a change, I’ll move the dial to the Broadway channel and listen to some good show tunes.  Host Seth Rudetsky has gotten me through a few lengthy homebound traffic tie-ups.  Once in a while I turn on Sinatra, but one of his slow tunes can get too relaxing.  All those networks are within a few clicks of each other, ensuring my safety at the wheel as I won’t scroll through eighty channels or more at full speed on the highway.  When there’s a lull in the offerings, or Rosenkavalier is on again, desperation sets in.

      For a change, I bought an audio CD to listen to in my car.  I chose Dr. Phil’s newest self-help book Life Code: The New Rules for Winning in the Real World. It was a great way to do something constructive while tooling down the road and trying to come up with something to replace the drone of the road in my ears.  I’ve listened to it twice through, and I now feel ready to recognize a BAITER (a term for the manipulative people in your life) at twenty paces and keep my well-being in check in the process. In fact, in a moment of pure scientific genius while listening to Dr. Phil behind the wheel, I realized that Emperor Palpatine, the evil overlord in Star Wars, is a textbook BAITER.  I could write a paper on it, but I’m sure somebody with a stronger Jedi mindset and the blessing of a degree in psychology has already done so.

      The point is, this all keeps me awake while I waste hours of my life burning fossil fuel in a metallic wheeled box. I feel the need to keep my mind’s gears turning as fast as those under me.

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