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    • The Home Candy Store

      Posted at 1:39 am by kayewer, on May 27, 2012

      There have been a few articles recently about a new laundry concept known as pods.  The small, sealed packets contain a combination of cleaners and stain boosters which eliminate measuring and hefting large bottles and boxes around.  The idea may have come after reports of products like Tide being sold as currency for drug addicts.  Who would have figured that laundry detergent would be so valuable?  The pods are proportioned in a colorful swirl of colors and come in fish bowl-like containers.

      It now seems that children are mistaking the colorful pods for candy.  Emergency rooms have seen cases of pod ingestion–as many as 250 cases, reported by news sources–and fortunately no deaths have been reported.

      What interests me is that children don’t seem to know that parents don’t keep candy around the laundry area.  Didn’t they wonder why the candy was so hard to open?  Didn’t it taste rather strange?

      Of course there was the case of the woman with the extreme addiction to laundry detergent, who was featured on a recent reality show, so maybe there is something to be said for the taste of Tide.  I don’t think she ate pods.

      When we were kids, school paste was the naughty non-food of choice.  I also chewed tissues in my youth (clean ones).  I also remember that cotton candy came in two types:  the type that disintegrated in your mouth, and the kind that turned into a funky kind of chewing gum.  Both tasted good and didn’t send me to the ER.

      Tide (and other pod producers, I’m sure) are redesigning their containers to make them more child-proof.  I think what needs to be done starts at the parenting level and instructing children that there is no food in the laundry room.  I don’t even drink beverages in the laundry room, let alone stow candy. Who needs a sugar rush while folding towels, anyway?

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    • The Lemon Tree Saga Part 3

      Posted at 2:53 am by kayewer, on May 20, 2012

      This is what the lemon tree looks like now, except it has a larger pot and now weighs more than my poor back can handle.

      I finally got hold of a pot which would be suitable for my beloved root-crowded tree (bought at Target).  The problem was, once I got the pot to the tree, I needed more soil than was available.  So the re-potting had to wait until I picked up another bag of that wonderful special soil.  This tree has gone through a few bags of potting soil, with no sign of letting up.  If it gets any bigger, I’ll have to wheel it on Dr. Phil’s show and have him stage an intervention.

      Taking the pot to my desk during my break was easy enough, but taking it back was an Olympic event.  I’m glad to have good health and a strong skeletal system, because the pot was hard to hold and the dead weight didn’t help.  While I was away a co-worker promised to tend the plant.  We’re hoping to see it straighten up a bit, as it was listing to one side for a while.  Nobody expects to see a lemon.

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    • Taking A Week Off

      Posted at 1:45 am by kayewer, on May 13, 2012

      I’m taking a week off; see you on May 19.

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    • Torn Between Two

      Posted at 1:38 am by kayewer, on May 6, 2012

      I wonder how many folks will celebrate both Cinco de Mayo and the Kentucky Derby at once?  It isn’t often that two events clash like this, but I suppose for party hardy people it’s two excuses to drink and have fun.  In Kentucky the drink of choice will be mint juleps, while on a day when apparently everybody has a license to claim Mexican heritage, it will be gallons of tequila down the hatch.

      Naturally both celebrate victory; for the race, it’s money for the owners and jockey and breeding rights for the horse, and the partiers remember how a battle was won when the enemy outnumbered the victors two to one.  It must be tough fighting a battle when you know you have to contribute at least two wins against bad guys by killing them, just as it is a challenge to pick one’s horse’s way through a charging hoard of other striving stallions to get in front and cross the line first.

      Folks gamble on horse races and drink too much on festival days, and spend way too much money doing both.  I enjoy guessing which horse will win each Triple Crown race, but I have no doubt about how many grumpy hung-over people I’ll see tomorrow morning.

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