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    • The Tale of the Lemon Tree

      Posted at 2:20 am by kayewer, on December 25, 2011

      One summer afternoon awhile ago, I pulled from my lunch bag the wedge of lemon I cut daily to squeeze fresh juice into my cup of tea at work.  Inside the wedge, well hidden under a heavy protective mass of pulp and juice, was a seed which had sprouted.  The fruit I had picked at the supermarket was apparently of an age at which it could–and did–produce progeny unbeknownst to its grower.

      Just for fun, I stuck the seed in some water, and within days it had grown enough that I was able to put it into some soil.  Unfortunately it died.

      Weeks and a few lemons later, another sprouted seed appeared.  I worried that I might not have planted the first one properly (it’s possible I buried it upside down, as I was unable to tell which part was the actual root of the thing), so I left this seed in water awhile longer, and soon I saw evidence of its sense of direction and proudly potted it, placing it on the generous windowsill facing the warm sun outside the office window.

      The seed grew quickly, and over the past few years I’ve had to re-pot it four times.  It is now a grand plant about four feet high.  It now needs a table, rather than a windowsill, but it is the pride of the office, and volunteers care for it when I’m away.

      The trouble is, what is the future of such a tree?

      I have read that lemon trees can be grown in containers if kept in the proper environment and cared for with good soil, drainage and misting (it needs the same type of climate as the one from which it came). 

      Everybody is waiting for the day when it grows a lemon.  We joke that we might get half a glass of lemonade and can pass it around if everybody sips a drop apiece.  Like anything in life, it’s a joy to have and watch, and it will certainly add to the office decor for a long time.

      It had better.  Not another sprout has appeared in my lemons since then.

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    • Christmas I Miss

      Posted at 2:44 am by kayewer, on December 18, 2011

      Today I bought a can of Plantation brand chocolate straws.  In the good old days they were long, sweet sticks of candy wrapped around a filling of chocolate.  They’ve shrunken a bit since then, and are now more bite-size and melt faster on the tongue.  Still good, but not like it used to be.

      As the years go by, Christmas doesn’t seem to be the same.  Everything becomes new and improved, which usually means cheaper.  With the economy looking bad for awhile longer, maybe the best thing to do is remember what used to be, because maybe it could be that way again.

      I seem to remember that Cherry Hill Mall used to have a walk-through exhibit featuring an Eskimo boy.  I can’t remember his name or anything else about it, but it was fun when I was a kid, to walk along and watch the scenery unfold.  I think the kid went to Hawaii in one of the exhibits.

      I remember the year when the gas company Sinclair brought a dinosaur exhibit to Cherry Hill Mall’s parking lot.  They had a vending machine which produced models of dinosaurs out of molten plastic.  That was cool back in the good old days.

      I recall the annual television program from Hess’ Department Store in Allentown, PA.  They featured animatronic displays.  Today, kids probably wouldn’t appreciate animatronics:  video or holographic avatars catch their eyes these days.  Then again, the movie Hugo seems to be packing in audiences at the box office, and that movie features an animatronic figure.  Maybe all is not lost.

      I remember that the holiday season didn’t start until Santa entered the toy department on Thanksgiving Day.  Now, we start seeing processed holiday foods being sold in September, and the first holiday ornaments arrive in July.

      Back in the good old days, we had real ice cream parlors like the local hangout Green Valley.  I first discovered jukeboxes there.  The whipped topping was real, and the portions were massive.  Every table had a free basket of pretzel sticks.  The atmosphere was warm and the ice cream cold (and made from scratch).

      Also, back in the good old days, it was possible to say Merry Christmas to anybody without having to stop and think to oneself if anybody would take offense.  Greeting people meant good will to all men, whether they celebrated Christmas, Channukah, Kwanzaa or nothing at all.

      If we wanted it, we could get it back again.

       

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    • Another Look at Presidents to Be (Part One)

      Posted at 3:06 am by kayewer, on December 11, 2011

      I’ll make this short, not just to avoid being boring but to avoid any of the hassles that might follow my choice of topic.

      When you look at what religion each of our presidents has affiliated, we haven’t had much of a mixture.  George Washington was an Episcopalian, and Barack Obama is considered Christian but of no particular church affiliation after the congregation he had visited for a long time had some issues.  So we’ve come full circle in terms of racial profile by having a Black president, and in terms of religion we’ve had some “no comment” presidents who did not practice anything, and even a renowned Catholic president (JFK).  Are we ready for the possibility of having a Mormon in the White House?

      Mitt Romney belongs to a faith that stresses family and community service, and even the concept of “one for all” taxes (Mormons traditionally pay a tithe to the church).  There are some things that might need clarification for the uninitiated, such as the big question of why some practitioners in some sects have multiple wives, or why they have the Book of Mormon (the real text, not the musical).  The fact that he is still running indicates that he is still a possible candidate.

      It’s good to keep the mind open, and we will continue to see how the whole candidate dissection plays out in the weeks to come.

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    • The Phantom of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Music

      Posted at 3:34 am by kayewer, on December 4, 2011

      Folks who like musicals will tell you that the best ones have songs you can hum or sing long after the show is over.  Well, ever since I saw “Phantom of the Opera” in New York a few weeks ago, I’m humming tunes, all right.  All the time.

      If you’re familiar with the show, as well as other shows written by Andrew Lloyd Webber, most of the dialogue is sung using his special leitmotifs (in this case musically rendered with Andrew Hart’s lyrics)  which permeate the production.  By the end of the performance, some of the lines from the romantic song  “All I Ask of You” have become interspersed with those from the incomparable “Music of the Night.”  They’re easy to sing along with (and get confused about), because they do mesh so well.

      Some of the action taking place between musical numbers include sung exchanges among the principles.  If life could be sung, this is how it would sound.  It’s enjoyable, and worth remembering.  To a point.  Now my head is filled with a mindworm soundtrack as hypnotic as the Phantom’s seductive methods.

      The other day, somebody at work offered to go on a coffee run; a co-worker put in her request for hazelnut coffee.  Suddenly my brain was turning the request into a rewrite of one of the main exchange music I had heard in the show:

      Hazelnut!
      She doesn’t want plain.
      She wants hazelnut!
      She’s being picky.
      He’ll never go for coffee again.

      Sure it’s fun to parody songs.  It’s been done for ages.  It’s strange, though, when “Music of the Night” suddenly becomes “Traffic on the Bridge:”

      Flatbeds, semis
      clogging up the freeway.
      Fast cars speeding
      Giving me no leeway.
      Angry and forlorn
      I’m afraid to honk my horn
      People in a hurry won’t give in a smidge.
      I’m stuck in here, the traffic on the bridge.

      Maybe it’s because I was involved in November’s National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), and my write brain got caught up in the musical and, as a result, I have temporary insanity.  Doesn’t matter.  At least I’m enjoying what I’m singing.

       

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