Cruise ship ads feature couples and families, but some lines now want to cater to singles, too. One problem, though: no windows.
Royal Caribbean recently announced that it is overhauling one of its 22 vessels to include three “inside” cabins for singles, with no view of the scenery. So pairs and families get balconies and panoramic views, but for those traveling (cue the dramatic music) alone, it’s a different experience. Maybe the folks at Royal Caribbean want the singles to spend more time outside on the Lido Deck or something.
I’ve never been on a cruise, but I know people who have. It’s an expensive and very socially geared way to take a vacation, with all the meals and shows and stops at exotic ports, all manned by skilled onboard hosts with degrees in hospitality and tolerance for any situation that may come up, like a lonely single traveler.
Of course, activities like shuffleboard have been replaced with rock climbing walls, surfing pools and kids’ animated feature themed package deals. Disney has a huge presence in the party vessel movement, and for those folks who like a helping of Mickey and Goofy with their ports of call, I’m sure it’s all very nice. I guess they’re not thinking of Disney, “Love Boat” or Shrek when planning these single occupancy cabins.
Where are they finding room on an iron-clad vessel to squeeze in some ventless living spaces? Do some higher-priced suites lose their hot tub rooms or something? When I first heard the news, the image of a twin bed and a TV tray came to mind. And remember, they have to add a bathroom.
Maybe the cruise line will offer a channel on the television (which they also have to squeeze into that room) on which the single guest, trapped in their cabin pod, can watch the passing view from a camera mounted on the Lido Deck.
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