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  • Monthly Archives: March 2009

    • The Stage is Upset

      Posted at 12:09 am by kayewer, on March 30, 2009

      Yesterday I took a trip to New York to see Das Rheingold at the Metropolitan Opera.  Since I had seen it before, I decided not to spend top dollar for orchestra seats this time (the recession also had something to do with my choice).  I went for the other extreme in the ticket pricing ladder and bought (cue your best Steve Martin impression) the cheap seats.  How cheap were they?  I was three rows from the back of the house and could touch the ceiling.  If I wanted to get a workout and jog up stadium steps indoors, jogging at the Met would ensure a nosebleed.  My knees embraced the seat back in front of me.  You get the picture.

      I can now reveal the full experience of sitting in the cheap seats from the perspective of somebody who has watched the back of conductor James Levine’s hair waft in the breeze  from the comfort of the orchestra.

      For the uninitiated, Das Rheingold is one of four pieces of a work best described as the operatic version of a televised mini-series called Der Ring das Nibelungen (The Nibelung’s Ring), called The Ring for short.  The four operas composing the full performance cycle have undergone various staging interpretations since the 1870s when they were first performed, and the Met’s interpretation has been hailed as a brilliant traditional rendering which is in its last performances in 2009 after thrilling audiences for 20 years.  Fans of the Ring, sad to see it go, are enjoying the last few live events before a new interpretation comes in 2010, which is also why I was not going to miss it at any cost.

      One of the great special effects of Richard Wagner’s lengthy (about 15 hours total) but enthralling masterwork is the appearance of Valhalla, the newly built home of the gods which appears as a brilliantly rendered redoubt placed high in the backstage scenery.  From the cheap seats we couldn’t see it because it was obscured by the proscenium.  We also saw only a portion of the rainbow bridge which appeared for the gods to reach the new fortress.

      The performers’ voices are strong enough to reach us brave souls in the upper reaches of the peanut gallery, but sometimes the full effect of the orchestration as encouraged by Maestro Levine’s skilled baton managed to drown them out.  They also looked like diorama figures from so far away.

      Once seated, movement of any kind can be difficult.  A late arrival just before curtain time caused me to scrunch into my seat with my coat shoved between my hip and the seat and my purse in my lap.  It wasn’t one of my most comfortable experiences.  The subsequent performances will find me in the same seat, so I guess I’ll have to dress for survival mode and take along a good pair of binoculars.  Anything I can’t see from on high I’ll just have to conjure up from my memories of Rings gone by.

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    • The Write Right Rite

      Posted at 1:19 am by kayewer, on March 22, 2009

      My writer’s group decided to celebrate our tenth anniversary by self publishing an anthology.  It is a long and complicated process to get nine people together along with nine manuscripts and figure out what to do with it all.

      We started seven months ago with first drafts, then moved on to corrections, emails, more corrections, copies to everybody, paper in and paper out.   We will have an editor look at at all anyway, but like nine fastidious cats we are determined to clean it thoroughly first.  I think we’re all a bit nervous about letting a total stranger see the finished product until we micromanage it a bit, like cleaning the house before the housekeeper comes.

      Once the manuscripts are cleaned up, we have to decide on an order of presentation.  I confess to having the longest submission, so I’m happy to fit into any crevice they choose for me as long as it’s not last.  I think the last piece should be a strong one, of course (mine is), but also one that will leave a pleasant feeling in the reader before the book is closed and sent off to the local hair salon for ladies to peruse while under the dryers.  We haven’t finalized the order yet, but I think I’ll be in the middle somewhere.

      We also have to write introductory notes for our works, and our biographies.  This has been tough for most of us, because we don’t like to talk about ourselves that way (blogging  is just above the comfort zone line for me as it is), but we’ve made progress.

      We picked our group name at last.  We have been meeting for ten years and we never came up with one, but for identifying purposes we felt compelled.  Three of us also decided to use pen names for our work.  I don’t think we’re worried about becoming celebrities like Stephen King, but maybe it’s good to start establishing the writer identity crisis early in our careers.

      The goal is to have the manuscript ready and off to the publisher in May.  I have a feeling that April is going to be longer than normal this year.

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    • A Single Problem

      Posted at 11:34 pm by kayewer, on March 14, 2009

      While watching a movie on AMC today, a little blurb appeared at the bottom of the screen courtesy of Ask.com in which was typed, “Which state has the most single women?”  The answer then came back:  New Jersey.

      Well, my first reaction was “duh,” my second was, “so how else can the television depress me today” and the third was, “so where is the state with the most single men?”  They didn’t bother to answer any of those statements.

      Believe it or not, there are some decent single women in New Jersey.  It’s not that we’re all in an enclave of ugly misfits, or that we are all stuck in a rut because Bruce Springsteen or Jon Bon Jovi are spoken for.  Maybe it’s the water here.

      At any rate, if I had the courage to reveal my dating life in a blog, I’d be laughed out of the sorority and commanded to change gender.  It’s impossible to find a fit when all the men your age are either compromised by prior interpersonal disasters like divorce, gay or sporting a Norman Bates complex the size of California (where I have found that a large contingent of men reside).

      I am the youngest in a foursome of women friends, two of whom are married; of the two remaining we both seem to agree that men are apparently looking in the wrong places for potential mates.  They certainly haven’t found us.  The other half of the manless duo goes to church, so nobody is showing up there, and I frequent theatres, bookstores and the opera, so I have a mixed bag of places in which to find a man, but none has surfaced.

      When you’re a woman and single, most places don’t want you around because, even if your face could curdle a brick wall, you’re considered a threat to the men about the room regardless of status.  You’d think that those same folks rejecting you would go out of their way to pawn somebody off on you so you would no longer be a threat.  Doesn’t happen.

      So besides all the other things to be said of the Garden State, we are also where all the single women go to get old, and it took watching ten seconds of AMC and Ask.com to put me in a funky mood for the rest of the day.  Thanks, guys (and I don’t mean that figuratively).

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    • Spring (and Bulges) Are Sprung

      Posted at 1:14 am by kayewer, on March 8, 2009

      All it takes is the first half decent warm day to make people prematurely shed their coats (risking rebound colds and pneumonia), throw on their pre-Easter drabbery and strut their liabilities publicly.  Maybe it was due to it being the last day of real time until November (I have issues about Daylight Saving, but that’s for another time), or perhaps folks just didn’t get around to their first coffee of the day, but if aliens landed in the parking lot of the Thriftway market and saw what I did, they’d likely think the planet was overrun by giant amoebas.

      I have never seen so much exercise wear on people who obviously don’t exercise.  Senior citizens were wearing the stuff.  Pant cuffs were dragging on the blacktop and butts were unrestrained by any type of much needed support.

      Of the six vehicles I saw pull into the lot, four of them dropped off passengers at the door, and the potential patrons trodded their way to the automatic doors as if to an execution.  Granted, going to the supermarket has become an acceptable  form of torture with all the tasty food overpriced and the bland stuff on sale for prices nobody really wants to pay.  However, is depression an excuse for slovenliness?

      It bothered me that people were not really looking at themselves before heading out the door.  Achieving that happy balance of neat, clean and assembled is something nobody should abandon because of the weather or even the economy.

      I kept my jacket on today, for fear of being caught with my resistance down just when I encounter a germ on a public surface.  Once we’re sure spring is here for good, I’ll run my outerwear to the cleaners and break out the short sleeves.  Meanwhile my ill-fitting exercise gear is in the drawer where it belongs.

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    • The Colon Cleanse Face

      Posted at 1:03 am by kayewer, on March 1, 2009

      I was looking at the drug store ads when my eyes settled on a sale item that gave me the hinkies.  An intestinal purging product apparently merits an occasional discount, probably for the convenience of folks who, in additional to being able to fill a ten page holiday family newsletter with relevant bragging paragraphs of fluff, thrive on a sanitary colon.  The price, however, didn’t faze me; it was the picture of the man on the front of the package that stirred my brainwaves.

      Why do some of these medically questionable niceties feature people on their boxes who look so nerdily authoritative?  They all seem to have the same type of smile on their faces, somewhat like male underwear models only with clothes on.  Are they smiling because their colons are clean?  Are people drawn to purchase this product because a handsome guy looks like he has a happy colon?

      Why can’t products like that feature a little sun icon or a relaxing waterfall?  What’s with the models?  Are they supposed to be doctors, or make the buyer think the product is recommended by the guy on the package because he is a doctor?

      Which reminds me of women’s health products that feature women staring off into space on their boxes.  They’re worse than the men on the colon health boxes because they also have perfect skin and better clothes than me.

      I don’t think products you don’t want to wave around in public should have people featured on their packaging.  The models probably don’t even get paid the same as they would modeling underwear.

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