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  • Monthly Archives: September 2008

    • A Battery of Complaints

      Posted at 12:54 am by kayewer, on September 21, 2008

      To start with, I find it amazing and downright disturbing that I can’t go into an office supply or electronics store and buy a battery for a laptop computer.  I checked this out, since I know laptops are popular choices these days, and I figured it would be worth looking into.  Why are the batteries only available to order online?  If they run out, they’re likely to do so at a critical moment, so don’t you think the stores would want to get your money and sell you a replacement in such an emergency?  I saw batteries for every kind of electronic gizmo, but a high-end purchase like a laptop?  I don’t get it?

      I stopped in Office Depot this past week.  It wasn’t my usual location, but it was near my office, so I expected nothing to be different.  Well, it was.  The staff didn’t even know I was there.  They were engaged in a conversation at the copy corner.  The outside was deplorable, with peeling signage and a parking lot that was difficult to navigate.  Since there is an Office Max within a quarter mile, I’ll probably stop there next time.

      I stopped in the AT&T phone store this past week as well, to buy something for my cell phone.  When I stepped into the store, people at various times turned to look at me, then turned away as if I were walking carrion.  Couldn’t figure out why:  I had just showered, my clothes were neat and I certainly wasn’t a “What Not to Wear” candidate, and I hadn’t done anything to draw attention to myself except walk in.  Maybe that’s it:  I walked in on something and they wanted me to leave (?).

      I went to Macy’s this past week:  they’re putting up Christmas garland.  I left.

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    • The Why Behind the Whiny Voices?

      Posted at 12:54 am by kayewer, on September 14, 2008

      My mother made an interesting observation today:  why are women suddenly talking so high and in a nasal pitch?  What ever happened to the sultry deep Ingrid Bergman voice that signals maturity and draws males like moths to the conjugal flame?

      If one were to stand twenty young women together and ask them to read a sentence, they’d all sound alike.  They’d all look alike too, of course, if they were all high school age, but the point is that they all seem to have bad colds or sinus conditions, causing them to speak at a whiny mosquito-like drone.

      Even the female weather forecasters (excuse me, maybe I should say meteorologists) sound this way.  Nobody on the morning news seems to speak at a level below that of an annoying cartoon character.  The sound is almost like the Chipmunks, only less endearing to listen to in the long term.

      Play back that famous line from the original version of The Fly:  “Helllllp meeeeeee. . . .” and you may notice no difference between poor Vincent Price played back at the wrong speed and your average female these days.  I never know the ages of women I’m with in dressing rooms, because the cacophony is all at the same level.  Maybe I’ve been shopping in Stepford, and in the stalls next to me are all those wives waiting for a chance to convert me to a drone clone.

      I don’t know if this is a new trend or not.  Maybe my suspicions that overusage of earbuds are causing people to develop a loss of hearing that affects bass tones are correct (maybe we need the advice of a good audiologist on this site).  Think about it.  All that boom-box high volume bass in your ears cannot be right for the hearinig.  The more you need to turn it up, the more likely you are losing your ability to actually process or “hear” it.  As a result, you modulate your own voice to make yourself heard, and all your friends are falling into the same trap.  But that’s just my theory.

      So much for the sultry ladies of yesteryear.  If this trend continues, we may all find ourselves in the hearing aid store saying “Hellllp meeeeeeeee. . . .”

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